#all caste

[incorrectbatfam]

[texting]

Dick: I'm moving and I found a magical sword under my bed. Is it yours?

Jason: Who is this?

Jason: Bro I haven't even talked to you in six years and this is how you get in touch?

Dick: Well you're the only one I can think of that might leave a sword at my apartment.

Jason: Wait was it embossed by the All-Caste?

Dick: Hold on I'll look.

Dick: Yes.

Jason: Okay yeah that's mine.

Jason: How have you not looked under your bed in six years?

Dick: I feel like that's really not the most important question here.

[mazeeque]

[phantomchick]

Insanely funny to me the idea that John Constantine is out there clinging to life by the skin of his teeth, playing demons against each other, using every conman trick in the book to out deceive them/stay a step ahead of the game.

And meanwhile in Gotham, there's a random vigilante with blades forged from his very soul that can literally destroy evil magic/inhuman demons and he mostly doesn't use them because he's busy fighting mundane supervillains and gangsters.

[poisonousliliy]

So, when will we see that weapon again btw

[webshood]

Jason being magic is such an unexplored potential, like imagine accidentally summoning a creature hellbent on destroying the world and the local crime lord one taps it

[onlypayforwhatyouneed]

Uno reverse

Jason: Wait are you.. are you a Talon? Talon: SKAWK Jason: ok first of all ew Jason: second of all, I thought that B and Wing took care of this like years ago Jason: Do I actually have to like do something about this? Jason: damn I guess I do Jason: texting hey random goon one random goon one: what Jason: can you handle crime lord stuff for a week random goon one: sure Jason: cool, that should be enough time to dismantle the Court. AGAIN Jason: Well, since that's set now Jason: CATCH THESE HANDS YOU STUPID OWL ----- Lonnie: AND NOW I WILL BE BLOWING UP- Dick: Hey aren't you Tim's weird pseudosexual villain but not situationship Lonnie: ...what Dick: Wait so like can u go nag him now or...? Lonnie: no, I'm fighting you Dick: Wait we can do that? Lonnie: do what? Dick: Like switcharoos with villains Lonnie: indignant excuse me- Dick: I mean I guess jason did fight the remnants of the Court of Owls which was technically mine but... Dick: I mean it's weird but c'est la vie i guess Dick: noW SQUARE UP GAY BOY Lonnie: what. ----- Tim: Hey, what are you doing here? Untitled: Humans, dead now Tim: ok but why here? Untitled: because I want to? Tim: No but aren't u supposed to be harassing Jason? Untitled: I have the autonomy to move. I'm not physically confined to one space Tim: But... aren't you Jason's problem? Untitled: agitated There's no string bonding us together that forces me to fight him every time Tim: I mean sure man, I guess we all need a little variety Tim: I don't have soul swords though Tim: Welp Tim: WE ARE THROWING HANDS YOU EVIL ENTITY THING

[ozzyfromscotland]

"just a trick i picked up from some tibetan monks" is bruce speak for "not telling"

"not telling" is jason speak for "just a trick i picked up from some tibetan monks"