Oct 27, 2025
i would escape prison for you and kidnap your killer years after your death and lock him in a chest and impersonate him for a year but you are not nerdy enough to understand that
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i would escape prison for you and kidnap your killer years after your death and lock him in a chest and impersonate him for a year but you are not nerdy enough to understand that
Barty put mistletoe in every fucking doorway so he has a “festive” excuse to slam Evan into walls and start aggressively making out with him
Regulus just slaps a hands over his eyes and walks out of the room
Barty loves Evan’s shoulders. He's always kissing them softly or gripping them when he's trying to get something through Evan’s head or falling asleep against them.
Eat the rich barty x the rich evan but in a cannibalistic all consuming way if you get what i mean.
Oh yeah I'm okay just thinking about Barty asking Regulus what it is that makes him so impossible to love, why nobody ever stays, why he always ends up alone. But I'm fine.
Barty, entering the great hall to see a pissed Regulus and a confused Evan: What’s going on?
Regulus, Holding up a knife: What is this?
Barty: a people opener?
Regulus, livid: ITS A KNIFE! A KNIFE! That’s what your psycho boyfriend called it too. You two deserve each other
Barty and Evan: <3
3 years in and still the most angst i’ve seen in the marauders tumblr is the hc that trans barty named himself after his father , bartemius sr , just for his approval (spoiler alert!! it didn’t work)
Barty refused to wash blood off himself, whether it was his own or someone else he always left it there to dry as long as he could.
Barty refused to wash blood off of him untill it was Evan's.
After Evan died is his arms Barty took showers every hour of the day. From that point onwards he refused to get his hands dirty and whenever he got blood on himself he would feel sick.
Because it reminded him of Evan. The only person he ever said 'I love you too' but never got a response. The person who bought out the worst in him and Barty loved him for it. The person he couldn't imagine living without. The only person's death he ever cried for.
Because he couln't have Evan anymore. Evan was dead.
