Living in Gotham Vol. 2
(Original post can be found HERE)
Everyone knows not go to down Crime Alley, but it's often a middle school dare to walk there at night
Remember the 2016 clown sightings? that's gotham all year around
There's a Waffle House with a plaque that says "0 Days Since last fear toxin attack" (it never makes it past a week)
Your cousin twice removed sold a bullet proof car to Two-Face
Robin's have been seen patrolling school grounds because the rogues call school children easy pickin's
You could have sworn you once saw Superman but nobody believes you.
You know someone who survived Blackgate prison
There's tornado alarms, but it's for Joker gas bombs
it's normal to see a rogue eating at the batman themed diner, Bat-Burger
Poison Ivy once visited your school to give a lecture on climate change
Everyone says they new Harleen Quinzel before she became Harley Quinn, but they're lying for clout.
The students who survived Cranes gunshot in the classroom now have PTSD
Never trust flyers tat say "Students Wanted for psychological experiment, will pay cash" because it's never worth it
You were in a community play with Basil Karlo, it's actually kinda nice
Fear Toxin Vapes are a THING™
People sell dogs claiming they are part hyena (no, no dog has ever mated with Harley's hyenas, Bud and Lu) and it's as big as the wolf dog craze.
Joker doesn't attack nursing homes. So people often use them as shelters. Nobody knows why he does this. Some claim it's because he has old flings living there (gross)
Damian Wayne regularly sponsors cats and dogs and pays for them to be adopted.
Jason Todd has been known to hold gun safety courses
Your news source is Vicky Vale and Jack Ryder, not CNN
You thank every day for the cheap rent and the fact that most places pay a livable wage
