#brookyln 99

[angelphie]

me and my crime shows

it's impossible to pick what to watch when the line-up looks like this

[but-a-humble-goon]

If they ever sit Batgirl down in front of Brooklyn 99 she's gonna get more use than anybody else has ever gotten out of

[captainhuma]

Harry: point is, haters gonna hate. Shake it off, Uma's always right

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Mal: my head hurts

Uma: that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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Carlos: writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Jay: Just forget stuff, like a cool person

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Evie: Everybody follow the birthday flag

Mal: What did you call me? Oh!

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Mal: Ben, eat this.

Ben : I can't. I'm leaving early to go to a tourney game. Auradon vs Blackhawks

Jay: Wow. They can call a team that?

Ben: Black..HAWKS.

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Mal: So, Uma, how are things with you and Harry?

Uma: Great. You know, same old Harry. Little dangerous, little mysterious, little dyslexic. He recently lost his flip-flops, so, you know, ups and downs..

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Jonah: Whoa! Easy on the shrimp! Those are supposed to be for everybody.

Gonzo: I only took a few.

Jonah: Yeah, took a few hundred. All right, put that back.

Gonzo: Okay.

Jonah: Yo, keep this guy away from the ocean! That's where all the shrimps at.

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Ben: Mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm

Uma: Can you stop active listening?

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Mal: What would you do if you were me?

Uma: Oh Mal, if I were you I would’ve k1lled myself years ago

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Harry: I once went on a date with a girl who cried when I told her I was a Taurus. (it was Audrey)

[thena0315]

100th Episode Cakes

Plus many more

[noine-noine]

Jake: Captain, I screwed up big time

Holt: Given your daily life experiences, you’re going to have to be more specific

[jakeyp]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE SHIP/FRIENDSHIPS DYNAMICS insp. 

[magnetic-maverick]

Couples that have avoided the dreaded will they won’t they trope that I can recall:

[cheeky131cat]

ik I haven't uploaded in a while, my phone broke and I was struggling to get tumblr on my crappy laptop