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Seeing people being cynical of various The Pitt ships simply because they’ll never be canon is so funny to me. You are missing the point. It was never about what’s actually on the show. Silly. Never would’ve survived 2015 tumblr.

i like to think about drift and rodimus being best friends with benefits and knowing each other very well in bed and then one day rodimus gets invited to drift and ratchet's shared habsuite and he's like oh my god fuck yeah i get to have sex with my best friend AND his husband. and then as soon as he enters the bedroom drift bodily tosses him on the bed and goes "here he is!" and just. leaves the room. rodimus stares after him but the door is already shut. and ratchet is also staring at him.

i think rodimus would try his absolute hardest to be seductive and sexy and good at sex because he wants to 1. impress ratchet and 2. impress drift via fucking ratchet so good he goes and tells drift how awesome it was. but what actually happens is he turns incoherent and pathetic when it's suddenly just him and ratchet. he should get pounded into the bed until he's crying. and ratchet was cursing out drift for shoving rodimus on him but now he's actually quite enjoying getting to make the captain scream his name. also drift didn't actually leave, he's sitting outside with his ear pressed to the door and jerking off vigorously, but they don't need to know that.

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