Headcanon that one day Evan randomly asks Barty what his middle name is because after all the years they’ve been together he’s never found out what it was and now felt curious enough to care. They were laying next to each other on the sofa this one afternoon, having a lazy day and doing absolutely nothing, so he just thought that it was a better time than ever to ask. When Evan pops the question Barty just smirks and goes, “you already know my middle name.” Evan is so confused because how tf could he know Barty’s middle name when his boyfriend never told him and there’s been no mention of it whatsoever. Then all of a sudden Barty drops the bomb that his middle name is actually Bartemius which immediately has Evan reeling for a few moments. Before he can even recover Barty just casually admits that his actual first name is Casper. “What???!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!!!” Evan begins to say, abruptly getting up from the couch. “Are you really trying to tell me that I haven’t known your real name for the past four years we’ve been together?!!” Barty just shrugs, Evan lets out an exasperated sigh. “I don’t like my first name,” Barty replies indifferently. “So I just go by my middle name.” “THAT DOESNT MATTER!” Evan snaps back, taking this more seriously than it actually was. “I haven’t known your full legal name for four years! I’m your boyfriend.” Barty just rolls his eyes. “Mhm. Would a kiss make it better?” Evan’s shoulders slump in resignation. “Yes.”












