#dc canon

[alvin-drapers-zesti-can]

If Tim Drake ever met Fanon! Tim Drake he would scream like a chick in those cheap horror thriller movies.

Fanon! Tim Drake’s long, pale, sickly fingers woudl wrap around Tim’s ankle, coffee foaming out of its mouth. It would be murmuring about being an abused little thing and bitching about how cruel Jason and Damian are and how he doesn’t want to go to Arkham.

Canon! Tim Drake would scream and then swing his foot around widely trying to get it off like a child trying to get a bug off of themselves. That or he’d throw the nearest thing at Fanon and pray that does something to that wicked beast.

[wetsandmemories]

"but tim is a misogynist in the earliest comics" "but dick cheated" "but jason is a manipulive sadist" pookie if you want to be in this fandom as well as to be sane you Cannot take the whole canon seriously. if we all would do that then- well. you can imagine

[kstarlitchaotics]

....somehow it's been implied that it's only Jason who loves to eat...

[nocturnalghouleidolon]

Jason: Fuck you, he called me a good soldier, and hanged up my suit in his cave!! Tim: That was Alfred actually. Jason: Wait what? Tim: Yeah Alfred hanged that suit in that memorial and wrote that thing. Jason: W-Well, he revived Joker after Dick killed him. Tim: Nope, that was Hunteress. Jason: Shut it! he still didn't kill the Joker. Tim: It wasn't for lack of trying, I can tell you that. Jason: You're shitting me. Tim: Nope, not long after you died, he had decided he was gonna kill the Joker. He even decided he wasn't gonna be Batman anymore after killing him. Jason: Then, why is that clown still alive?!? Tim: Oh, Joker had diplomatic immunity. Jason: What? Tim: Yeah, he made himself the ambassador of Iran. Jason: Okay now you are just joking with me. Tim: Nope, you can check the records. UN had to send in Superman to stop Batman from killing the Joker to avoid WW3. Jason:... Tim:... Jason:... Tim: Yeah, that was a thing that happened. Even after being stopped by Clark, he still somehow manage to track down Joker to a helicopter. The helicopter fell into water, exploded, and nobody could find Joker's body. For a good while everyone assumed he was dead. Jason:... Tim: Yeah, we really came close to WW3 that day. Jason 'tearing up':... Tim: Yeah, your dad risked a world war to avenge you. Tell me again how he doesn't love you? (As far as I know, most things I said here is canon. Except for maybe Huntress reviving Joker thing but we don't know who really revived Joker because they don't show and there are multiple people in the room. Everyone just assumed it was Batman, but a lot of people in that comic didn't want Dick to murder Joker because they could see killing him was hurting Dick. Including Tim who tried to stop Dick, Steph and Dick himself. Joker even asks who gave him mouth to mouth but no one answers.)

[shyjusticewarrior]

The names Jason's canonically called other characters

List probably incomplete because I haven't read everything.

Dick: Dickie, Dickie-bird, Grayson, Dickster, Golden Boy, Bird-boy

Tim: Pretender, Timmy, Drake, Red, Timbers, kid, Replacement

Damian: Junior, kid

Duke: Narrows

Bizarro: big guy

Artemis: princess

Miguel: Miggs

[inkpotsprite]

The Joker canonically sings along to Britney Spears.

I really have seen it all now.

[maelstr]

17 year old Bruce desperately trying to relate to a teenage problem: I gotta go to med school in the carribean.. DUDE, I don't speak carribean.

He so does (bonus points because he dropped out of medschool)