#dc shit post

[daydreamerdoodles]

Dan Mora & Jorge Jimenez at NYCC 2023:

[radiosummons]

"I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not."

Clark roasting defending Bruce at some point, I'm sure.

[honeybunhalo]

Cassie and Cissie: The OG Young justice fandom may have little a wlw 

First of all. How dare the core 4 discord group i'm in and actively take part in remind me of this wholesome ship that has barely any content. Now, here I made some food for us Cassie/Cissie fans because I saw this Griffin Mcelroy meme and couldn’t resist

[daydreamerdoodles]

The real Batman V Superman that Big DC wants to hide from y'all:

Bruce "Obviously, the country boy charm is a ruse he uses to throw off any and all suspicion. But it won't work on me. I will find out what he's hiding, it's only a matter of time. There's no way he's actually that sweet and wholesome" Wayne

VS

Clark "If so mean, why is he so friend shaped?" Kent

...

.....

......

Let's not pretend here, folks. We all know who wins.

[daydreamerdoodles]

Bruce already has 6-23ish kids (depending on who you count/which run you're reading) in DC canon. He really doesn't need anymore-

AO3 Fic Authors: *eyes Peter Parker* *eyes Billy Batson* *eyes Conner Kent* *eyes Roy Harper* *eyes Wally West* *eyes Danny Fenton* *eyes-*

AO3 Fic Authors: Eh, he can afford the child support.

[daydreamerdoodles]

Shout out to my girl Cass and my boy Terry for being the only two motherfuckers (out of 21 other candidates) to actually wanna be Batman.

I could never relate, but cheers regardless.

[daydreamerdoodles]

Here. Have a dumb convo I wrote for a oneshot that will never see the light of day.

Bruce: I know having siblings can be difficult. But I still think-

Tim: Oh my fucking GOD!!! You were an only child, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Bruce: ...

Dick: ...

Cassandra: ...

Jason: ...

Duke: ...

Stephanie: ...

Damian: ...

Alfred: As astute an observation as that may be, Master Timothy, I must request you refrain from uttering anymore profanity while dinner is still underway.

[daydreamerdoodles]

Personal fic goal this year is to attempt a oneshot Batfam fic where everyone in the Batfam reacts to Bruce bringing home a sentient alien starfish, loudly proclaims said sentient alien starfish is their newly adopted brother, and then promptly passes the fuck out before anyone can ask any further questions like the dumbass he is.