#dc shitposts

[anakinskywalkerisfave]

this reminded me of them so i made a shitpost.

[sunshine-tattoo]

happy pride to these two idiots only

[anothertimdrakestan]

bruce: we have to talk about patrol now, i'm not mad i just need to know what happened and why

jason, under his breath: dick do not break. we say nothing

dick, physically shaking: i- i- TIM AND DAMIAN SAID-

damian: *knocks dick out*

bruce: you can't keep knocking him out boys there could be brain damage

tim: snitches get stitches.

jason: retweet

[kiseiakhun]

just came across this post on my dash and I-

[haunt-the-stars]

concept: crack fic that starts like a tim-centric angst fic where he’s like “nobody loves me :((( i am the most wretched little creacher :(( everyone has wronged me :((((“ but actually he’s just a seventeen year old and he needs to go to bed

[noahwaynes]

today i'm thinking about the fact that dick, while with the titans going out in the day in the robin suit,,, probably had,, hella tan lines fjsksksks like pls i need someone to draw that.

[frosty-rp-archive]

[anothertimdrakestan]

tim @ jason: it's the dying for me

jason @ damian: it's the mommy issues, for me

damian @ tim: it's the caffeine and conner kent dependency... for me

tim @ steph: it's the dating me while you were clearly gay, for me

steph @ bruce: it's the saying you work alone but having like 20 kids for me

bruce: it's the fact that you all do this shit while we're literally IN BATTLE did you not see Nightwing go down?

jason @ a wounded Dick: it's the inability to dodge bullets FOR ME