໒꒱ ₊˚ thinking about … otoya, aiku, sendou, bachira, noel, ego, snuffy ,, and their halloween costumes with you.
ཐི he promised that you two would make it as a bonding activity together, but he kept nagging about his practices, so you were forced to do it by yourself.
ཐི by the time you finished hand-sewing your costume with painstaking love and care, there was no time left to even start his. otoya already had an original backup plan, wearing an oversized camo shirt, black pants, and some black streaks on his cheeks.
ཐི you weren’t close to being the cutest couple out of everyone, but hey, at least people knew what you two were going as.
ཐི if you two went to school in your costumes, best believe your friends would drag him to hell and back for how little effort he put in.
ཐི no trick-or-treating or scary movies for you. buckle up, because you’re going to a party with your brand-spankin’-new boyfriend.
ཐི the second you get past the door, the hand on the small of your back disappears into a crowd with the promise of a shot of pink whitney. you spend ten minutes scavenging for him, but the sea of other cop costumes doesn’t help your search. when you finally give up, you manage to live your best life… until you unfortunately have to use the bathroom.
ཐི both bathrooms on the first floor are locked, so you’re forced to go upstairs. opening a door you assume is the bathroom, you’re met with the sight of your boyfriend’s bare ass and some girl in your exact $20 costume from amazon hooking up.
ཐི yeah. you slam the door on both him and your relationship.
ཐི you two are cute, but both of you know it’s not going to last forever. still, until your eventual split, you decide to have fun while you can.
ཐི at the beginning of the night, all he wants to do is take photos of you together. ones from the back, you kissing, holding hands, blah blah blah…
ཐི after a while of this nonsense and him wasting the night away trying to get the right angle or lighting, you snatch his phone and force him to actually spend time with you.
ཐི he ends up tucking himself under a heating blanket, cheek pressed to your thigh as you pick a random movie. it starts with him being nonchalant, eating popcorn out of your hand, and bragging about how boring it is. that is until it spirals into him screaming into your chest, grabbing your arms, and begging you to change the film.
MAN IN THE YELLOW HAT & CURIOUS GEORGE ! Bachira –
ཐི you two usually go all-out for halloween, but you decide to go cheap this year because of exams.
ཐི out of anyone at school, you and bachira are easily the most fun. when the yearbook comes out, you know you two will take center stage on the halloween page (so make sure to stay with him).
ཐི people either genuinely despise your relationship for how disgustingly happy you both are or think you’re the only couple that might actually make it past graduation.
ཐི you’d probably just stay home, crash in his basement, and watch a lineup of b-list horror flicks. you’d be loaded up on slushies and candy, and the night wouldn’t end before one of you is puking from being jumpscared and eating too many sweets.
ED & LORRAINE WARREN ! Noel –
ཐི when you suggested it, he had no idea who they were, but he sighed and agreed anyway.
ཐི out of pure love, you throw him in one of his suits and do your best to make sure people might recognize you two. sucks to suck, though, because all your efforts go to waste when noel refuses to attend the halloween party his club hosts and keeps the lights off so no trick-or-treaters disturb his day off. no one even gets close to seeing your “hard work.”
ཐི by the time you start the second movie, you’re already in matching halloween pajamas. you don’t even get to eat candy or popcorn so as not to “disturb” or “tantalize” his diet.
ཐི at least you get to cuddle up to him more than usual, claiming you’re “oh so scared a ghost might steal him away from you.”
ཐི was not happy when you pulled it out of the box. he completely ignored you for a week until halloween came, and he was finally coerced into wearing it.
ཐི wouldn’t take any photos, open the door for trick-or-treaters, or watch scary movies with you. you managed to take one photo of him scowling and looking off to the side while you humped his hip. you put it on your fridge to his eternal chagrin.
ཐི if ego jinpachi wore a plug costume for you, sorry to say, but your relationship is surviving the test of time. he’s not letting you go anywhere. you two are getting married one day and probably popping out a whole soccer starter team by accident (or not).
MIGHTY EAGLE & RED ! Snuffy –
ཐི (i’m sorry, it’s the nose.)
ཐི you did his makeup, and somehow it unintentionally turned into the most terrifying deep fake-looking thing ever. you kept redoing it and making touch-ups, but it just got worse every time.
ཐི your couple costume would definitely rank last at his club’s halloween party, but he’d make it up to you by grabbing the biggest slice of cake he could find.
ཐི the press invited to the event wouldn’t want to take a photo of your terrifying costumes, but they’d be forced to since he’s one of the best players in the world.
ཐི some italian gossip magazines would absolutely eat it up, saying you were “sending a message” that you wanted to break up with him because of how bad you did his makeup.
ཐི (he’d make sure to prove how wrong they were the next day with lingering marks along your neck and wrists.)
THE ONCE-LER & LORAX ! Lorenzo –
ཐི 100% thinks it’s funny and doesn’t care that everyone else disagrees.
ཐི but if anyone dares to insult your costume, they’ve got another thing coming. he’ll show them exactly how he survived on the streets for so long ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
ཐི you’d probably be on tiktok or insta live when you mention the costume idea to him as a joke, and he’d immediately stick to it. your side eye would definitely get clipped.
ཐི people online would make fun of both of you… but you’re as happy as two lovers can be!
