#ex robin

[lunastar92]

Jason Todd/Redhood

[quotidian-oblivion]

Do u think the batkids go undercover online? Like they c like a fanart or a meme or a headcannon or just some genuinely nice comment and they make a whole ass account for that and just like say thanks and say that it's the actual superhero, but no one believes them and just think that they're like a roleplaying person? I think that Tim would probably the first person to be haven done that.

Like, he would be scrolling through the internet on his own personal account, like tumblr maybe, then he sees a fanart abt him and he's just like "*gasp* this is so heckin' cool!". And he makes a whole frickin' account just so he can comment on that without revealing his identity. But people assume it's just a person roleplaying and play along. Tim obvs notices that they dont believe him so he just goes along with it.

He proceeds to make accounts on Instagram, Pinterest, Twitter etc. and does the same thing there.

He posts stuff abt himself doing cool, like solving a murder, stalking a drug dealer, or even fighting off an alien invasion. For instance:

Alien: You mortals shall be under our control! You weak pathetic humans will bend to our will! You will- wait are you recording this?

Tim, holding up the phone: Yeah, it's for my instagram.

Alien: Oh, isn't that where humans post self-pics and things they do in life?

Tim: Yeah that's the one!

Alien: Ooooh, hang on, lemme turn this way. This is my good side.

The best thing? People don't even assume that it's the real superhero! That alien attack? Must be some random citizen who filmed it from a rooftop, cuz there were lots of aliens running around and monologuing. The close up shot of Nightwing and Spoiler? Meh, they're really nice people who love to entertain and take request pics. The pics taken in all the different places where Red Robin went? It's a whole grp of ppl who r working on the accounts, duh!

The others find out about it and they open accounts too. And no one suspects them to be real superheroes either!

There are multiple accounts which do the roleplaying thing too. And ppl often debate abt which one is the best. All the batkids have at least once come home raging and fuming because their accounts weren't the best. Bruce is just like "What's got into my kids? What got them so riled up? Jason hasn't been this angry ever since he died! And Dick's sadder than he was when his favorite cereal company got cancelled! And Damian. Ohhhhh Damian. That kid's even grunpier than the time he met Tim!"

Soon other teen and kid superheroes find out about that and make their own accounts too. They all argue about who's posts are better. So far, Bart's photography account is raging supreme on Instagram, because of his speed powers, he takes really cool pictures. Tim is on fire on tumblr because he uses his detective skills to come up with headcannons and incorrect quotes abt what each superhero would say or do. Beast boy is battling against Booster Gold for the funniest tweets in Twitter. (Please feel free to add on)

[embracedbythesea]

Aw, Bruce...

[batfamstan4life]

Steph: WINNER TAKES ALL!

Dick: Rock

Dick: paper

Dick: scissors

Jason: *holds up gun*

Jason: shoot?

Steph: and this round goes to Jason

[dy-candy15]

[skymoonandstardust]

“There’s more then on Robin” I say into the mic

The crowd boos, I begin to walk off in shame ,when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right!” I hear.  I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands: Batman himself.

[lunastar92]

[quotidian-oblivion]

Idk if this headcannon has been said or not or if it actually is cannon, but like, I think that Wayne manor has seceet passages and stuff which only Alfred knows. Like even Bruce tried to figure them out but only found like a couple, but couldn't find any more then he just sees Alfred standing next to him and just saying smt like "Master Bruce, you have not finished your lunch, do you want me to pack it for you?"

And at this point I'm thinking abt all the batkids wondering how Alfred gets to the front door so fast when he was at the batcave a few seconds ago. Like, he doesn't even run, he just calmly walks. A running joke forms among the batkids abt Alfred literally running faster than the Flash to get to the door.

To this day, all the past and present batfam members have been trying to find these secret paasageways and doors which Alfred knows abt.

Jason, in the batcave: Yah, so I was just about to catch the leader of the cult when-

Alfred: Master Tim has arrived. Shall I go and let him in?

Jason: It's fine, I'll let him in myself.

Alfred: No need to get up Master Jason, I shall fetch him.

Jason, already running away: Cya Al!

[At the front door]

Jason: Damn, this place is big. It took a while to get her-

Alfred, opening the door: Why hello Master Jason, it took you a while to get here.

Jason: Wha- how- I literally ran all the way here!

Tim, whispering: Jace, it's the secret passageway.

Jason, already thinking up different ways to find and obliterate all the passageways in Wayne manor: #$*@!»€´¥~{{`€»_103733;#9@;@:@