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PICK A CARD: how you will calm down your future spouse

Hello and welcome to this new post of mine. This time I will give you a reading on how to calm down your future spouse. I hope you enjoy it and find it interesting!

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Pile 1

So, first thing is that your future spouse is not someone who really understands themselves when they are overwhelmed. They definitely feel a lot and it builds up really quickly, but they do not sit there and think “oh I am overwhelmed right now”, they think they are just annoyed, or that people are being stupid, or that things are not going the way they should. It translates into irritation, sometimes even anger, but it is not really that. It is more like everything piling up and them not having the tools to deal with it in a proper way. And you, the way you deal with that is actually very interesting because you do not confront it head on. You are not the type to sit them down and be like “hey you are overwhelmed and you need to calm down” because that would just make it worse honestly. They would feel misunderstood or even attacked by that, like you are labeling them in a way they do not agree with. So instead you go around it. You definitely go around it; by distracting them. And it is not in a way where it feels forced or fake either, it is very natural. You can feel when their energy shifts, when they get more tense, when their tone changes slightly, when they start picking at small things that do not really matter. You pick up on that very quickly, even if you do not always realise consciously that you are doing it. And then you just… change things. You might start talking about something random, like something you saw earlier that day, or something that reminded you of them. You might ask them a question that has nothing to do with the situation at all. And it sounds simple but it works because it takes them out of that spiral they were in. It gives their brain something else to focus on that is not that overwhelming feeling they cannot name. Sometimes you even physically move them. Like you suggest going somewhere else, or doing something small. Even if it is just “let’s go get something to drink” or “come with me for a second”. It is like a side quest almost. And they might not even realise that you are doing it for that reason, they just follow you, slightly confused maybe, but it breaks that build up inside of them. And what is really important here is that you do not make them feel like they are a problem. Because they already struggle with understanding their own emotions, if you were to point it out too directly it would just create more tension. They would get defensive, or shut down, or even get more irritated because now they feel like they are being analysed. And they do not like that at all. So instead you keep things light. You keep things moving.

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Pile 2

Your future spouse gets stressed out very easily when it comes to obligations. It does not even really matter what it is, as long as there is something expected of them, something they have to do within a certain amount of time, it already creates this pressure in their chest that they do not really know how to deal with. It could be something small, something that realistically would take maybe an hour or two, and still they will look at it as if it is something huge, something that will take over their entire day, or even their entire week. The things that stress them out are mainly obligations found at college or university, but also obligations one has at work if they focus on a project for example. Especially if it is a work that requires communication with others because it is not an individual project they get anxious. Your future spouse needs to have things done quickly, but many people slack off and do things last minute. That is, unfortunately, just something you can’t really avoid all that much. And all of these things is something you definitely notice very quickly about them when starting this relationship with them, perhaps already way before. They do not like responsibilities, not because they are lazy or because they do not care, but rather because they feel like they cannot handle it well. There is a lack of trust within themselves when it comes to doing things right, or doing things on time. And because of that, every single obligation becomes something heavy. At the same time though, they are very aware that this is not realistic, and that they have to do things in life. So they do try. They definitely try to push through it, to sit down and get things done, but most of the time their mind is just racing too much for them to actually focus properly. And this is where you come in. You are not someone who will take over things for them. You are not someone who will say “just give it to me, I will do it for you” or who will try to remove all responsibilities from their plate. Because while that might help in the moment, you definitely understand that it would not help them in the long run. They want to get better at this, and you respect that. So instead, you sit down with them. Literally. You make them sit with you, even if they are a bit restless, even if they feel like they cannot focus, you keep them there in a very calm, grounding way.

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Pile 3

This is definitely someone who likes to think they have it all figured out. Your future spouse will speak about themselves as if they are the most put together person in the room, very mature, very responsible, someone who can handle anything life throws at them, but this is bollucls. There is a bit of a disconnect there that they are not aware of at all, and it shows up in very small ways. The main thing with them is sudden change. They do not do well with it, like at all. ut again, they would never admit this, not even to themselves. If something does not go according to plan, especially if it was not their idea to change it, they get very internally stressed. It is not like they lash out or create a big scene, it is more subtle than that. They will get a bit quiet, maybe slightly short in their responses, a bit nippy. You will definitely notice it, but other people might not pick up on it as easily. For example, if they had planned their entire day out and suddenly something small changes, like you needing a ride somewhere because your transportation did not show up, it throws them off way more than it should. They will still do it, they will still help you, because again they want to be seen as responsible and capable, but internally they are already a bit irritated and stressed. Not at you, but at the situation. And they do not really know how to process that feeling properly, so it just comes out in their tone or small behaviours. The way you calm them down is actually very simple, but also very specific to you. You do not match their stress with more stress, which is something that really helps. Instead, you kind of soften the whole situation without making it into a big deal. You might make a small joke, something not even that funny but just enough to shift the energy a little bit. And they respond to that very quickly. It is like they just needed a small distraction or a reminder that it is not that serious, and they can let it go. You also have a way of offering little positive things, like suggesting going to their favorite fast food place later, or doing something they enjoy. And what is interesting is that it does not even have to happen, the idea alone is enough to calm them down. It gives them something to look forward to, something that feels within their control again, even if it technically is not set in stone.

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The early Filipinos were in desperate need for marriage counselling and therapy

[bitchy-craft]

PICK A CARD: to encourage you in difficult times

Hello and welcome to this new post of mine. This time I will give you a reading of encouragement that you need to hear whilst in difficult times to keep going. I hope you enjoy and it helps you at least a little.

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Pile 1:

This is not about pretending the past did not happen. You do not need to rewrite it, soften it, or frame it as something noble in order to move forward. What happened shaped you, yes, but it does not get to define the limits of who you can become. There is a difference between being influenced by your experiences and being owned by them and you are slowly crossing that line without even fully realising it yet. A lot of what you survived was never meant to turn you into someone strong, it was not some carefully designed character building exercise. It was messy, unfair, and often exhausting in ways that did not come with any immediate reward. And yet, strength showed up anyway. Not the loud kind that announces itself or snything, but moreso the kind that sits quietly in your decisions, your boundaries, your ability to keep going even when you are tired of having to. This new year is not asking you to become a completely different person. It is asking you to recognise who you already are beneath the weight of everything you have carried. You are not starting from zero, no matter how much it might feel like it on certain days. You are starting from experience, from awareness, from a level of emotional depth that cannot be taught quickly or cheaply. You have seen what does not work for you. You have felt what drains you, what dulls you, what keeps you small. That knowledge alone puts you ahead of where you once were. Even when you doubt yourself, even when you feel behind, there is a quiet maturity in how you think now that did not exist before. You notice patterns. You pause more. You question things instead of immediately accepting them. That is growth, even if it does not feel glamorous. There is also something important about accepting that you were never meant to be strong in the way you became strong. You were meant to be supported, understood, and met with softness at times when you were instead met with resistance. Acknowledging that does not make you weak; it makes you honest. And honesty is where real change begins. You are allowed to want ease now. You are allowed to want joy that does not come at the cost of constant self-sacrifice. Wanting more for yourself is not greed or entitlement, it is self respect finally finding its voice.

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Pile 2:

It is easy to forget how far you have come when you are standing in the middle of something difficult. When deadlines pile up, expectations rise, and the pressure to perform feels constant, your brain naturally zooms in on what still needs work rather than what has already been achieved. But if you take a moment to look back honestly, not romantically, not harshly, just truthfully, there is a clear pattern there. Hard has never been new to you. You have been doing hard things for years now, and each time, even when it did not feel impressive in the moment, you moved forward anyway. There were points in your academic life where simply keeping up felt like an achievement. Times when understanding the material took longer, when confidence was based on ability, when you questioned whether you were actually cut out for the path you were on. And yet, you kept showing up. You passed things you once worried you would fail, you improved in areas that once intimidated you. The jumps may not always have been dramatic, but they were consistent. A better grade here, a deeper understanding there, a growing ability to think critically rather than just memorise. That kind of progress compounds quietly. It builds something solid underneath you, even when you are too busy looking ahead to notice it forming. Academic prestige is not just about titles or institutions even though those matter more than people like to admit. It is also about developing a way of thinking that sharpens over time. You now approach problems differently than you did years ago. You read more carefully. You question sources. You connect concepts across subjects instead of treating them as isolated tasks. These are not things that happen overnight. They are signs of someone growing into their academic identity, someone who belongs in serious spaces of thought and discussion, even on days when self-doubt tries to argue otherwise. You didd not stumble your way here by accident. You earned your place through persistence, curiosity, and a willingness to keep going when things felt uncomfortable. What makes this especially important is that the difficulty you feel now does not mean you are failing. It means you are operating at a higher level. The work is harder because you are no longer where you used to be. You outgrew that stage. And just like before, this phase will eventually become something you look back on and think, ‘that was tough but I handled it.’

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Pile 3:

There is a future ahead of you that is not loud, not chaotic, and not constantly demanding your attention. It is calm in a way that feels earned rather than empty, a kind of calm that comes from no longer having to explain yourself, justify your choices, or stay alert for the next interruption. You are moving towards a life where your energy is no longer scattered across things that do not deserve it. Even now, in moments of stress or overwhelm, that future exists as a steady undercurrent, something you are slowly aligning yourself with rather than chasing desperately. In that future your space matters, not just as a physical place but as an extension of your inner world if that makes sense. A home that feels like it belongs to you, not something temporary or borrowed. A place where the silence is not awkward or heavy, but comforting. Where mornings unfold gently, without urgency or intrusion. You can imagiine it: light coming in through the windows, familiar objects arranged exactly the way you like them, nothing demanding to be moved or explained. And somewhere in that space, your cat exists as a quiet constant. Not a responsibility that overwhelms you, but a presence that grounds you. The soft rhythm of another living being sharing your space without expectation, without judgement, simply existing alongside you. This dream has never been about isolation, even if others sometimes misunderstand it that way. It is about autonomy. About choosing when and how you engage with the world instead of being pulled into it endlessly. You have spent enough time navigating noise, opinions, and emotional demands that were not yours to carry. Wanting a peaceful future does not mean you lack ambition or connection. It means you understand your own limits well enough to protect them. That awareness did not come easily. It came from experience, from learning what drains you and what restores you. And now, instead of ignoring that knowledge, you are honouring it. What is comforting is that this future is not unrealistic or distant in the way it once might have felt. You are already building the habits, boundaries, and mindset that make it possible. You are learning to prioritise your own rhythm. To value consistincy over chaos. To choose environments that feel safe and nourishing rather than stimulating but exhausting. These are not small steps. They are foundational. They are the quiet kind of decisions that shape an entire life without needing external applause.

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[bitchy-craft]

PICK A CARD: why others get attracted to you (Thank you all for the 6k followers!!)

Hello and welcome to this new reading! This time I will tell you all about why others are attracted to you, why they get attracted to you. I hope you all enjoy!

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Pile 1

A lot of people get attracted to you without really being able to pinpoint why at first. It is not something loud or forced, it is not you trying to be impressive or constantly performing for attention. It comes much more naturally than that. Your wit plays a big role in this; you have a way of responding to things that feels quick, observant, and slightly unexpected. You tend to notice small details that others gloss over, and you often turn those observations into comments that are sharp without being cruel, funny without trying too hard. For many people this feels refreshing, especially in enviornments where conversations can start to feel repetitive or shallow. You bring a certain mental stimulation into a room, and people are drawn to that because it makes them feel more awake, more engaged. Being around you does not feel dull or predictable, and that alone already creates attraction. At the same time, your creativity adds another layer to this. You do not just think in straight lines; your mind tends to wander, connect things that do not obviously belong together, and explore ideas a bit further than most people are used to. This shows up in how you talk, how you tell stories, how you interpret situations. You often see multiple angles at once, and you are not afraid to entertain unusual perspectives, even if they are not fully formed yet. For others this can feel inspiring. They might feel like conversations with you open doors in their own mind, making them think differently or see themselves in a new light. You do not just consume ideas, you play with them, reshape them, and that makes people curious about how you see the world. There is also an underlying excitement in how you approach things, even ordinary moments. You tend to find interest where others see routine, and you can get genuinely absorbed in something that catches your attention. This enthusiasm is not exaggerated or performative; it is subtle but real, and people can sense that. It makes being around you feel more alive, as if there is always the potential for something interesting to happen or be discussed. This combination of wit, creativity, and quiet excitement creates a presence that pulls people in without you having to try.

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Pile 2

A big reason why others get attracted to you has very little to do with anything you actively try to do. It is not about performance, flirting, or consciously presenting yourself in a certain way. It is much more natural than that. You have a kind of beauty that feels unforced, and people tend to pick up on that almost immediately. Your appearance does not feel constructed; it feels like something that simply exists. Your hair, for example, is often seen as alluring not because it is perfect, but because it looks like it belongs to you. It frames you in a way that feels effortless, and there is a softness to it that draws attention without demanding it. People are often more atttracted to things that feel real rather than polished, and that is something you naturally embody. Your eyes play a big role in this as well. There is a look in them that you do not consciously put on, yet it communicates a lot. It can come across as depth, curiosity, or quiet intensity, depending on the moment. For many people, eye contact with you feels slightly disarming, not in a threatening way, but in a way that makes them feel seen. Even when you are not saying much your eyes tend to say enough. This makes people feel like there is more beneath the surface, something worth paying attention to. Attraction often grows in the space of what is not immediately explained, and you naturally leave that space open, if that makes sense. What makes this even more powerful is that you are not always fully aware of the effect you have. You might see your features as normal, or even overlook them entirely, because you are used to your own face and expressions. Others are not. They notice the way your expression shifts when you are thinking, listening, or slightly amused, any difference in your emotions, it is picked up on by people, it is noticed by them. They even notice the moments when your guard drops without you realising it has. These small, unintentional moments are often what people find the most attractive, because they feel honest and unfiltered.

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Pile 3

There is something in your energy that people notice before they can properly explain it. It is not loud or attention-seeking, and it is not something you consciously perform; it is simply there. A quiet intensity, almost a sense that there is more going on beneath the surface than what is immediately visible. Many people feel drawn to this because it makes you feel slightly out of reach, in a way that sparks curiousity rather than distance. You are not easily read and that creates interest, it pulls others toward you because they wish to find out what it is about you that you are hiding, what it is about you that makes you such an interesting individual. Others often feel like there is always another layer to you, another thought you have not voiced yet, another perspective you are still holding back. This makes conversations with you feel meaningful, even when you are not talking much. A big part of this attraction comes from how intelligent you are perceived to be. Whether or not you personally identify with that label is almost irrelevant; people tend to pick up on the way you process information, the way you observe before you speak, and the way you connect ideas without needing to spell everything out. You do not usually feel the need to prove how much you know, and paradoxically, that makes others assume you know more. When you share your thoughts, they often feel considered rather than impulsive, which gives them weight. Even silence works in your favour; people project depth onto you because you are not constantly filling space with words. At the same time, you do not come across as arrogant or dismissive, which is another reason people feel safe being drawn to you. Your uncertainty about your own intelligence, or your tendency to downplay it, is often read as humility. This makes others feel less threatened and more inclined to open up. People are attracted to those who make them feel seen rather than judged, and you do this almost unintentionally. You listen, you absorb, and you respond in a way that shows you have actually been paying attention. For many, this feels rare.

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PICK A CARD: Your biggest downfall if you don't change course right now (life-sabotaging)

Hello and welcome to this post of mine! In here I will give you a reading on what your biggest downfall is going to be if you don’t change your course right now. I hope you enjoy and find this useful!

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Pile 1:

You are going to be too kind to yourself and it will be your undoing. Not the healthy kind of kindness that allows for rest and recovery but the soft kind that justifies retreat and slacking off. You have already begun to believe the lie that you cannot handle it in the moment and that belief is the most dangerous tool you possess right now. Every time a challenge rises, every time the work gets heavy or the path gets steep, your first instinct is no longer to push through but to gently tell yourself that ‘it is okay darling, you deserve a break you have worked so hard’. And maybe you have worked hard, but you are using that past effort as a cushion to avoid present struggle. You are choosing the gentle immediate relief over the harsh but necessary long-term gain. This is how you will forget how to push yourself. You trade the future you genuinely want for the easy five minutes of not feeling stress or discomfort right now. You confuse comfort with safety and you wrap yourself in a protective layer of excuses. ‘I am burnt out’ you whisper when you are merely faced with something difficult. ‘I need to prioritise my mental health’ you claim when what you actually need is to focus and finish the work you started. This self-pity this gentle, constant coddling will cause you to slowly but surely coast right past every, single opportunity to grow. You are creating a life where you only tolerate ease and you are becoming allergic to resistance, and resistance is the only fertiliser for growth. You are not protecting yourself from failure, you are ensuring it by refusing to engage with the possibility of success (which always demands a certain amount of discomfort). You will wake up one day and realise that the things you wished to achieve are still just wishes because the moment of discomfort always seemed easier to postpone than to tackle.

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Pile 2:

The biggest problem that is coming is that you are going to fall for the first person who actually sees you or pretends to do so. You are walking around with a huge gaping hole in your chest where self acceptance should be, and you think that hole can only be filled by external validation. You keep telling yourself you are waiting for a true, honest connection but you know the truth is you are waiting for a distraction. You are so starved for attention, you are so absolutely desperate to feel important to someone that you have lowered your standards down to Hell. Someone is going to come along, someone completely wrong and they are going to notice you. They are going to tell you everything you want to hear. They will call you smart, beautiful, unique and they will make you feel like you are the most important person in the whole world for maybe three weeks. And you will believe them. You will take that empty sugar high of attention, that love-bombing, that over-the-top flattery and you will mistake it for real love. Your mind will say ‘finally I am loved, finally someone realised my worth!’ but the truth is you are just an easy target. That love that attention isn't real it is bait. You will allow them to sweep in and take over your life because your own life feels too heavy to manage on your own. You will give them all the power, because you feel like you do not deserve to hold any power yourself. They will tell you what to wear, who to see, what to think and you will agree because giving up control feels easier than fighting for it. You will know this person is an awful person deep down, you will know their charm is fake, that their compliments are hollow, but you will ignore it because the fear of being alone again is so much worse than the fear of being mistreated.

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Pile 3:

You are going to burn yourself out before you even get close to the things you are aiming for and you know this already, you just choose to ignore it. You are running on pure fear and the absolute belief that if you just stop pushing for even one hour the entire fragile thing you built will collapse, and you will be back where you started. That is the only reason you keep going through the lack of sleep, the constant stomach ache, the way you keep forgetting simple things like apointments or names. You think that if the journey is easy then the goal must not be worth it or worse, that you didn't earn it. You tell yourself that this is the hustle, that this is what it takes to be great in a ‘real’ world but you also know this is absolutely false and not necessary. People who are truly successful, people who get to those impossible places you dream of, they are not operating on a constant cycle of panic and exhaustion. They have systems, they have boundaries, they have sleep and they have things in their life that are not work. But you cannot allow yourself that ease. If you felt ease, if you felt rested and happy, then you would not feel like a champion. Your identity is tied to the struggle. If you are not struggling you are not working and if you are not working, you are failing. It is a constant horrible loop and it means the goal itself is becoming less important than the exhaustion you endure to reach it. The goal keeps changing too because the minute you achieve one thing you panic and set a new more impossible goal that requires even more sacrifice because the true purpose is not arriving; the true purpose is the never ending climb. And you are so tired, you are so close to breaking your body that will be forced you to stop because your mind won't let you.

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[bitchy-craft]

PICK A CARD: the changes you will make in the upcoming year (realistic)

Hello and welcome to this new reading! In here I will tell you all about the changes you will make in the upcoming year. I hope you enjoy and find it interesting!

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Pile 1:

The upcoming year is going to be very much about loosening yourself from expectations that were never really yours to begin with. A lot of you have been living in a way that is heavily influenced by what others expect from you; this can be family, friends, classmates, colleagues, or even just the general culture of the smaller groups you are part of, such as your school, your studies, or the environment you spend most of your time in. You might not even fully realise how much this has influenced you because for a long time it has felt normal, almost logical to adapt yourself to it all. In the upcoming year however, there is going to be a shift in how you view this. You will start noticing moments in which you feel resistance; small moments at first, like questioning why you dress a certain way, speak in a certain tone, or agree with things you do not actually agree with. This is not going to be some dramatic rebellion where you cut everyone off or suddenly become a completely different person, it is much more subtle than that. It is you slowly allowing yourself to think: do I actually want this? or am I just doing this because it is expected of me here? This can show up especially in environments like school or work, where there often is a very specific unspoken culture that everyone is supposed to fit into. For many of you this year will be about choosing yourself a bit more, even if it feels uncomfortable at first. You might start doing things differently than the people around you, and that can feel scary, especially if you are used to blending in and not standing out too much. But the more you allow yourself to do this, the lighter you will start to feel. You are not here to perfectly represent a culture, a group, or an image; you are here to live your own life, and this year is going to teach you that in a very real and practical way. curious about your sex life and love life of 2026? These exclusive readings are found on my Patreon now!

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Pile 2:

For this pile the upcoming year is really going to be about finally doing the little things you have been thinking about for a long time but always managed to postpone in one way or another. This is not a year of huge drastic changes all at once, but more a year in which you slowly but consistently push yourself outside of your comfort zone in ways that actually feel exciting rather than terrifying. You have had a lot of ideas over the past years; ideas about who you could be, what you could try, and what kind of life you might want to build for yourself, but most of those ideas stayed exactly that: ideas. In the upcoming year you are going to start acting on them, even if it is in very small ways at first. One of the biggest changes you will make is allowing yourself to try things without needing them to be perfect immediately. You are someone who often waits until you feel ‘’ready enough’’, skilled enough, confident enough, or until the timing feels just right, and because of that many things never actually started. This year you will slowly start realising that you do not need to be fully prepared to begin. So if you have been thinking about writing a book for a year or two (or even longer), this is the year in which you finally open that document and start writing, even if you are not sure where it is going yet, even if you think it might be bad at first. You will no longer wait for permission, validation, or a sign that you are allowed to do this. The same applies to other areas of your life as well. You might try a new hobby you always thought was ‘’not really for you’’ or something you were secretly interested in but felt a bit embarrassed about. Think creative things, expressive things, or even very practical things like taking a course, learning a new skill, or starting a small project just for yourself. These are not changes you make because someone else expects you to, but because you are curious. Curiousity is a very big theme for you this year, and instead of suppressing it, you will actually follow it. curious about your sex life and love life of 2026? These exclusive readings are found on my Patreon now!

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Pile 3:

The upcoming year for you is going to be about slowing down, relaxing, and focusing on yourself in a way you probably have not allowed yourself to do properly before. Past years, or at least the past year, have most likely been a lot for you; mentally, emotionally, even physically. You have been carrying around a lot of things that were not necessarily yours to carry; responsibilities you felt forced to take on, emotions that never really had the space to be processed, and expectations from others that you kept meeting even if it came at your own expense. This year, one of the biggest changes you will make is that you simply stop doing that. Not in a dramatic or impulsive way, but in a quiet and very intentional one. You are going to start choosing peace over chaos, rest over constant productivity, and yourself over constantly being there for everyone else. This does not mean you suddenly stop caring or become distant in a cold way or anything, but you will become much more selective with where you put your energy. You will realise that not everything deserves a reaction, not everyone deserves an explanation, and not every situation needs you to step in and fix it. This realisation alone is going to take a lot of weight off your shoulders and allow you to breathe again, something you might not have noticed you were not really doing fully anymore. A big part of this ‘’starting over’ energy for you is mental. You will be letting go of old thought patterns that kept you stuck in stress, guilt, or overthinking. You might notice that you start questioning why you always feel the need to justify yourself, why you feel bad for resting, or why you push yourself even when you are already exhausted. Throughout the year you will slowly unlearn these habits and replace them with ones that are much kinder to yourself. This is not going to be an overnight change; there will be plenty of moments in which you fall back into old patterns, but the difference is that this time you will catch yourself and gently correct it instead of beating yourself up over it. curious about your sex life and love life of 2026? These exclusive readings are found on my Patreon now!

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PICK A CARD: how you and your future spouse will lift each other up in hard times

Hello and welcome to a new post! In this post I will give you a reading on how you and your future spouse will lift each other up in hard times. I hope you enjoy and find this interesting!

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Pile 1

You and your future spouse lift each other up by refusing to let misery become something sacred. Hard times happen, obviously, and you’re not naïve about that. You do feel things, deeply, sometimes overwhelmingly so, but there is this shared instinct between you two to poke at the situation until it loses some of its power. You make fun of each other in a way that is never cruel, never cutting, but intimate. You mock the drama of it all. You exaggerrate what is happening until it becomes ridiculous enough to laugh at. It’s not denial of the situation, it’s just survival. When things get heavy one of you will say something stupid on purpose, something that breaks the tension, and the other will immediately latch onto it and escalate the joke. Suddenly the room will feel lighter, even if nothing has technically changed yet. Your future spouse especially uses humour as a way to cope. They’ve learned that if they sit too long in despair it starts to rot into something harder to escape. With you they don’t feel pressured to process everything perfectly or immediately. Sometimes you both agree, without saying it out loud, to just, not dwell I guess? To do something small instead; making tea, putting on a show you’ve both already seen, doing something mildly inconvenient just to complain about it together. These little acts matter more than grand emotional speeches. You remind each other that life doesn’t stop just because something went wrong; you do talk about your problems, but in fragments, in jokes, in off-hand comments made while doing something else. It’s easier that way. It keeps the pain from becoming your entire identity. You both understand that hard times don’t deserve to dominate your relationship, and that shared understanding becomes a quiet form of loyalty. You’re not running away from reality, you’re just choosing not to let it crush you.

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Pile 2

You and your future spouse are all about seriousness, a devoted kind of serious. In this connection nothing is brushed off with a laugh or an eye roll. If your future spouse comes to you with something that worries them, even if it sounds small, even if it’s something that happened years ago, you sit down together. You don’t stand in the kitchen half listening, you don’t scroll on your phone while they speak. You actually sit, you listen, you ask questions; you take them seriously because they are serious to you. Your future spouse has probably been told before that they overthink, that they’re dramatic, that they worry too much. With you that ends. You never say ‘it’s not that deep’ or ‘you’re making it bigger than it is’. Instead, you say things such as ‘okay, let’s look at this together’ and you mean it. You help them organise their thoughts, you help them put words to feelings they didn’t even know how to explain. Even if you don’t fully understand the worry at first, you still treat it like it matters, because to them it definitely does. You lift your future spouse up by being stable in moments where they feel like everything is slipping through their fingers. You remind them that problems don’t have to be solved immediately to be taken seriously. Sometimes the solution is simply acknowledging that something hurts. Hard times don’t turn you distant or dismissive, they turn you more attentive. You remember the little things they mentioned weeks ago, you bring them back up gently and ask if it still bothers them. That alone makes them feel seen. Through you, they learn that love can be calm and careful, that being worried doesn’t make them a burden. You show them that even the smallest crack deserves attention before it turns into something bigger, and that lesson stays with them forever. This does not just apply from you onto them, but also your future spouse acts this way in regards to you.

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Pile 3

Both of you have this very particular way of reacting to stress that just surprises people around you if they ever experience it. When something goes wrong, when plans fall apart, when life suddenly throws something heavy at you, neither of you really panics. You don’t spiral, you don’t scream, you don’t completely lose yourself in emotion. Instead there is this pause. A cool head, a moment where you both look at the situation and think: ‘okay, this is happening, what now?’ Even if right now you don’t fully recognise yourself as someone who is like that, it is definitely there. It’s something that becomes much clearer once you meet each other, because you mirror it back and ampliify it. You and your future spouse are very hard headed in the best way possible. You’re realistic, you don’t sugarcoat things for each other, but you also don’t tear each other down. When one of you is having a hard time, the other doesn’t dismiss it, but also doesn’t dramatise it. There’s no ‘everything is awful and will never get better’ mentality between you. Instead it’s more like ‘this sucks, yes, but it’s not the end, let’s deal with it’. That alone is incredibly grounding. It makes problems feel smaller, more manageable, and less scary. When issues do come up they’re spoken about; calmy and rationally. There is space for emotion, but emotion doesn’t take over the entire conversation. You both have a tendency to instantly start thinking in solutions. Not in a cold or dismissive way, but in a we can fix this together way. You don’t let things fester, you don’t let resentment build quietly in the background. You talk, you analyse, you come to conclusions. That’s how you lift each other up: by refusing to let chaos take control. It is a good mix and one that is incredibly healthy and equal.

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