#hello archivist

[crealys]

"Hello Archivist."

my hand slipped-

[idkhowtobenormal]

[stargaze-art]

Hi I’m shitposting post midnight but

If the distortion is, well, distorted, then why haven’t I seen fun things about super stretchy limbs like

Broke: the bones are in his hands

Woke: the bones move around and change based on need

All I’m saying is, we were derived of Helen and/or Michael opening a door and just having extendy neck into the room like “HELLO ARCHIVIST” and giving Jon a heart attack

[incorrect-assvengers]

Peter: And how do you think you’re going to stop me?

Tony: I’ll tell May.

Peter: 

Peter: You sick bastard.

[incorrect-assvengers]

*in gym*

Harley: *running faster than everyone else*

Everyone else: He’s so fast omg I bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh

Harley, internally: Keep running before Peter so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAS

[incorrect-assvengers]

Peter: I’m proud to identify as moronsexual, I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Once, Harley asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Harley: Hey, Peter, what type of animal is Pink Panther?

Peter, already taking off his clothes: Harley you’re so fucking stupid

[incorrect-assvengers]

Tony: I’ve been living a lie.

Clint: Just one? I’m living, like, twenty.

[incorrect-assvengers]

Peter: *is upset*

Mj: Hey you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us and viewed humans as gods ad each of us had a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? That would mean that there is a group of spiders who are rooting for you.

Peter: Thank? You?

Mj: No problem, loser.