natasha, my beloved

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[thespringsoldier]

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marvel pls go watch frozen again and take notes

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steve: you hate ultron, right?

tony: i do

steve: and you hate tony, right?

ultron: i do

steve: wonderful! "i do" has been said by both grooms, and you know what that means! by the power invested in me, i hereby pronounce you enemy husband and husband

tony: ,,, clint stop throwing confetti on me

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quarantine days with stucky

steve: WHAT DO I PRESS

steve: DO I CLICK UPDATE OR CANCEL ON MY SOFTWARE POP UP

bucky: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS, i'M OLDER THAN YOU

steve: JUST HELP ME

bucky: I DON'T KNOW, JUST PRESS ENTER

*one week later*

tony: hey who ordered 40 packs of floss

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clint: is that blood?

steve: don't worry. it's not mine.

clint: oh okay cool, try not to drip it on the carpet, i just vacummed

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executioner: last meal?

tony: i want to eat the electric chair

executioner, speaking into the walkie talkie: uhh is he allowed to do that

[twtedits]

peter maximoff (x-men: apocalypse) icons

like or reblog if saved! <3

[theavengers]

WANDAVISION (2021) AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)

[iwishiwasselfless]

Me enjoying “Agatha all along” while wandas mental health crumbles

[gaysuperheroes]

[Sitting around the fire on a camping trip]

16 y/o Pietro *scary story voice*: —and the next morning when the fire burned out, he woke up DEAD!

11 y/o Yelena *eyes wide as she grips Natasha’sightly*: [Gasps]

16 y/o Wanda: that doesn't make any sense

16 y/o Natasha holding Yelena: yeah how in the hell do you wake up dead, Pietro?

17 y/o Carol: this is the most boring humor story I've ever heard

everyone:

Carol: what?

Wanda: I'm not saying it's scary but in which humorous story is there a possessed man without head?

Carol:

Carol: I know a couple

Natasha: i wanna hear them!

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gamora: i can't believe i'm saying this but i really love peter. he's my soulmate, my forever and always. i love him from the galaxy and back, and i would do anything to make sure he-

peter: *snores*

gamora: he doesn't come near me again why do i live like this

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after watching my super quiet cousin play tennis, i have concluded that i will never get on his bad side

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i have just seen the life changing one of a kind fantastic spectacular wonderfully constructed movies of all time....... shang chi

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tony: did you know broccoli is a flower? i've never really thought about it until now-

rhodey: how did you get into my house

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edna and tony sit at the same table

[sweettcinnamonn]

wanda maximoff... pretty and clever 😌

love that for her!

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my bestie and i are like yondu and rocket in that we're two amazing, mentally unstable, hilarious psycopaths (minus all the violence)

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whatif!korath, hearts in his eyes: and that's how i met the greatest person ever

whatif!star lord: hey guys

whatif!korath: ohmygod he's so articulate