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Tony : good morning!

Peter : what's so good about it?

Tony :

Peter : *walks off drinking his 7th coffee*

Peter *awake at 3am*: who tf named it “emotional baggage” and not “griefcase?”

Tony: a-

[Peter and Harley after finding an alien chemical substance]

Peter : Hey, how do we know it's safe?

Harley: Oh it's safe, I gave it to you while you were sleeping.

Tony :

Tony : *veins popping out* You WHAT?!

Peter: *is mildly inconvenienced*

Peter: Looks like I’ve yeed my last haw.

MJ, giving Peter advice: Remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of your life, loser.

I apologize for the number of spn things I have reblogged today. Tonight’s episode was great. As a manner of saying sorry, I have a marvel thing:

Peter: QUICK I NEED FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS DOES ANYONE HAVE SPARE CHANGE OR SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR THEM

Ned: No, sorry!

MJ: You’d make a decent prostitute

Peter: excuse you, I would make an amazing prostitute

Ned: Nevermind, I got that money

Peter: What?? How?

Ned: Hacked into Donald Trump’s “private Jacuzzi” savings fund

Peter: wanda is chasing me and she's doing the naruto run

Bucky: what the fuck

Peter: i wish i had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into.

Shuri: an abandoned Kmart parking lot just before dawn.

Peter: Jesus i didn’t say a whole different dimension.

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