Jul 1, 2019
[texting]
Scott: Are you still alive?
Tony: No.
Scott: I’ll cry at your funeral and leave a burrito by your tombstone.
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[texting]
Scott: Are you still alive?
Tony: No.
Scott: I’ll cry at your funeral and leave a burrito by your tombstone.
Scott: [asks a question]
Tony: Lang, I have never heard so much stupidity come out of someone's mouth. My last two brain cells are struggling to stay alive in an attempt to make sense of the nonsense that you willingly spoke. Stop.
Steve: Tony Stark... How do I begin to explain Tony Stark? Peter: Tony Stark is flawless. Wanda: I hear his goatee is insured for $10,000. Sam: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan. Natasha: His favorite movie is The Empire Strikes Back. Clint: One time he met T’Challa at a banquet... Scott: And T’Challa told him he was pretty. Bucky: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Scott: You know who I am. Tony: No, I don't. Scott: You know what I do. Tony: We’re still unclear on who you are.
Bucky: I have a crush on Tony. Clint: Don't worry, we've all been there.
Tony: I hate having sex at the Avengers HQ. I’ve got a listening roommate.
Steve: Oh no, I hate those. Do you have to be really quiet for him?
Tony: No, I have to be really loud. We’re very competitive.
Scott: Perhaps I’ll grow on you. Tony: I’d prefer cancer.
Scott: So this is Tony Stark. Wow, Genius, Homecoming King, Club President. Boy like that, he wouldn't have given me the time of day. Which, of course, make him that much hotter. Sam: Lang, I'm sure you really didn't want to say that out loud, right? Scott: Slipped out.