#original: coupling

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Lara Notsil: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Lara.  Myn Donos: But you're Lara.  Lara Notsil: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

[scubyrojo]

Freddie: You’re my friend, John. I want to see you with the best. You need Mr. Amazing, Mr. Incredibly-Superbly-Fantastic…ness. In your heart, I’m sure you know I’m right.

John: I don’t want Mr. Superbly-Incredibly-Fantasticness, you stupid, stupid ass. I want you.

Freddie: For God’s sakes, John.

John: What? What?!

Freddie: I was talking about me!

John: I’m sor— You’re Mr. Superbly, Incredibly Whatever?

Freddie: [gesturing to self] Well, yes!

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: I hate having sex at the Avengers HQ. I’ve got a listening roommate.

Steve: Oh no, I hate those. Do you have to be really quiet for him?

Tony: No, I have to be really loud. We’re very competitive.

[scubyrojo]

Mary: I’d like to think that the man I’m going to spend the rest of my life with has a better reason for staying faithful than, “It might be a trick.”

Freddie: Well, it wasn’t the only thing! It was just like the… deterrent.

Mary: The deterrent?

Freddie: Well, yeah. You know, like nuclear weaponry. I mean, nobody likes it, but it can help to keep the peace.

Mary: Freddie, you’ve just compared our relationship to the Cold War.

Freddie: Which, may I remind you, really lasted.

Mary: So the nature of the bond between us is, in fact, the threat of mutually assured destruction?

Freddie: Oh, among many other things.

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: You’re my friend, Bucky. I want to see you with the best. You need Mr. Amazing, Mr. Incredibly-Superbly-Fantastic…ness. In your heart, I’m sure you know I’m right. Bucky: I don’t want Mr. Superbly-Incredibly-Fantasticness, you stupid, stupid ass. I want you. Tony: For God’s sakes, Bucky. Bucky: What? What?! Tony: I was talking about me! Bucky: I’m sor— You’re Mr. Superbly, Incredibly Whatever? Tony: [gesturing to self] Well, yes!

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Pepper: I’d like to think that the man I’m going to spend the rest of my life with has a better reason for staying faithful than, “It might be a trick.” Tony: Well, it wasn’t the only thing! It was just like the… deterrent. Pepper: The deterrent? Tony: Well, yeah. You know, like nuclear weaponry. I mean, nobody likes it, but it can help to keep the peace. Pepper: Tony, you’ve just compared our relationship to the Cold War. Tony: Which, may I remind you, really lasted. Pepper: So the nature of the bond between us is, in fact, the threat of mutually assured destruction? Tony: Oh, among many other things.

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Mark: Just look at him. There's your challenge, your Mount Everest.

Illya: Yeah, I know.

Mark: Well, what are you waiting for? Mount Napoleon!

Illya:

Mark: That- that wasn't actually meant to sound like an instruction.