Apr 19
Joker: HAHAHHAHA NOW FINALLY I CAN END BATMA-
Bruce, takes off his mask
Joker: wha- wait what are you doing?
Bruce: nothing continue
Joker: what? NO! Put the mask back on
Bruce: I don't think that's necessary
Joker: IT IS! YOU KNOW IT IS! I'm finally about to win against Batman. You can't jus-
Bruce: yes. You've won. I'm batman and I lost
Joker: No! You're NOT Batman. You're Bruce Wayne! I want to kill Batman
Bruce: too bad Bruce Wayne is the only one here
Joker: ...put on the mask
Bruce: no
Joker: put it on
Bruce: no
Joker: Put it on or I'll blow up robin
Bruce: you mean Dick Grayson?
Joker: URGHH FINE! WHATEVER. THIS IS NO FUN IM LEAVING
#I love the fact that joker knows who batman is but tells nobody#and doesn't try to kill Bruce Wayne just batman#penguin: wait so you're telling me all this time you KNEW batman was Bruce Wayne???#joker: or course I knew! why wouldn't I know who my archenemy is#Dr. freeze: Why did you just kill him?#joker: I tried! he keeps getting aw-#scarecrow: no we mean why didn't you just kill the guy? Bruce Wayne is just a guy out the suit#. why not just shoot him on his way to work?#joker: why would I kill Bruce Wayne?#penguin: CAUSE HES BATMAN#joker: no. he's Bruce Wayne. batman is batman. and I want to kill Batman not Bruce Wayne#Penguin: This is why we don't invite him to our rogue hang outs#batman#Bruce Wayne#incorrect joker#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dcu#incorrect dc#incorrect Bruce Wayne#dc joker#joker#dick grayson is robin#robin#batman and robin#dc robin#lego batman#lego batjokes#lego joker
