#incorrect nct 2018

[wonwooze]

johnny: [visibly drinking] i invented a new game. it’s called take a drink everytime you get depressed

doyoung: that game exists. It’s called alcoholism

[incorrect-k-pop]

renjun: the only true wisdom comes in knowing that you know nothing

chenle, to lucas: dude, that's us!

[allieprivateee]

NCT playing games

Johnny: You put this in your coffee.

Mark: A spoon! Your hands.... YOUR FACE!

Johnny: It’s white.

Mark: Paper... Snow!

Mark: ... JAEHYUN!

Johnny:.... It’s heavier than milk.

Mark: a rock! Lucas! WATERMELON!

Johnny: .... see, this is why we don’t play with you.

[wonwooze]

jisung: will you drive me to the mall?

taeyong: what did doyoung say?

jisung: he said no

taeyong: then why would i do that for you?

jisung: well he’s not the boss of you

taeyong, internally: this is a trap, this is a trap

[wonwooze]

nct as random the office gif and quotes i have on my phone (part 2)

lucas

mark

renjun

jeno

haechan

jaemin

chenle

jisung

bonus!!

renjun talking to lucas

kun baby sitting the dreamies

[incorrect-k-pop]

donghyuck: the french have given us many good things

chenle: french toast

jaemin: french fries

renjun: the guillotine

[wonwooze]

lucas: *messed up during a performance*

kun: lucas, don’t worry about it. You were up there for like, ten seconds

lucas: ten seconds is an eternity, kun. It’s a third of the way to Mars.

kun: lucas, we’ve talked about this. Thirty Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It’s not a fact.

[wonwooze]

donghyuck: what is the most inspiring thing i have ever said to you?

chenle: “don’t be an idiot” changed my life