#incorrect peterparker

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MJ, normally: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

MJ, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor.

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Peter: surprised pikachu meme

Bucky: ...did you just say that out aloud?

Peter: yes let mE BE

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*babysitting Morgan*

Peter, high pitched: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

MJ, in a deep voice: Nonsense, Barbie. You are staying home to take care of the kids.

Tony: What are you two doing?

Peter and MJ, in sync: Playing systematic oppression.

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Peter: I never finished that book report on people from Finland. I never even learned what they’re called.

MJ: Finnish.

Peter: I’m trying to!

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MJ: Well I did go to summer camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.

Peter: Kicked out?

MJ: Yeah. It’s a long story. Suffice it to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of their neck.

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Peter: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

MJ: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Ned: How many dads do you have? Peter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Steve, shouting orders: To the left!

Peter, dancing: take it back now y'all.