#incorrect white wolf

[1luna1lovegood1]

Steve: you look good today, bro. pro homo

Bucky: don't you mean no homo

Steve: it's a new era, bro. support the gays

[dottie-underwood]

Peter: If someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife.

Harley: And that's how you start a collection!

Shuri: If someone stabs you and you don't bleed out in 15 minutes, you're legally allowed to leave.

Bucky, who's supposed to be babysitting them: If someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they're out.

[dottie-underwood]

Sam and Bucky: *fighting each other*

Zemo: look at them

Zemo: married.

[dottie-underwood]

Bucky: Peter won’t wake up, what do I do?!

Sam: Did you try kicking him?

Bucky: Yes.

Sam: I’m out of ideas.

[dottie-underwood]

Sam, talking to Bucky on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Bucky: You bet!

Sam: At what temperature?

Bucky: 535.

Sam: That's the clock.

Bucky:

Sam:

Bucky: 536.

[dottie-underwood]

Sharon: I’ll give you $100 if you kiss your crush and $300 if you kiss your enemy

Bucky: I expect to see my $400 soon

Bucky: Hey Sam, come here

Sharon:

Sharon: Wait-

[dottie-underwood]

Bucky, talking to his future self: Who are you?

Bucky's future self: I'm you, but gayer.

[dottie-underwood]

Bucky: You're my mission, I have to ki-

Steve: Yes kiss me

Bucky:

Steve:

Bucky: I was gonna say kill