#jaytimkon

[nickrbg]

Can’t remember if I already posted it or not… but anyway

[caitwritesao3]

Dick: “Tim, truth or dare?”

Tim: “Truth?”

Dick: “What’s the craziest thing you’ve done?”

Tim: “Oh? Just one? Shit, ummm well there was that one time I thought Connor died so I went crazy and tried to impregnate myself with his clone baby.”

Dick and Kon: “You did what?”

Jason: “Soooo hypothetically… if I were to die, again?”

Tim: “Would I try to impregnate myself with your clone baby?” *shrugs* “Probably.”

Kon: “How would that have worked? You’re a guy?”

Tim: “So was Luthor and yet here you are.”

Jason to Kon: “Oh my god! We can give him twins!”

[pridequest64]

*Jason walks past in Kon’s shirt*

Kon: Does Jason have a crush on me?

Tim: …You’ve been living with us for over a year.

Kon: …

Tim: …We’ve been calling you “boyfriend” for like six months.

Kon: Oh…that would explain the BJ he gave me last week.

Tim: Morons. Why am I attracted to morons?

[goddessofbees]

Omg that StephCass royal wedding fanart is so cool <3 Would love to see more from their wedding day

The after party!

Added Kon and Jon to the party! And King Bruce

And I saw your second ask I'll get to it Sugar!

[deepwinterstrawberry]

triptych!!!! new illustration for my most recent chapter. i love my new pens 🖤

“Well, I got here and you were conked out with your headphones in. I thought you were just listening to music or something, but then I hear Tim’s voice. He was talking to you—telling you like, stories or something, I think about stuff you guys got up to in the fall? But I didn’t wanna eavesdrop, so I climb in and snag an earbud and I go, ‘Hi, Tim,’ and he goes, ‘AAH!’ and I go, ‘Shh, you’ll wake my baby,’ and he goes, ‘Fuck you, bread boy.’”

Suneater Chapter 66

[ragnarokhound]

kon and jason form a bond over the fact that both of them have a crush on tim and tim is oblivious about it. they still hate each other, obviously, but it's nice to get drunk with someone who understands, you know? except after nearly half a year of occasionally getting drunk and bitching about tim, they hook up. and then they keep on hooking up. but really they both want tim! which is about when tim walks in on them.

anon. anon i am taking you by the shoulders. this is beautiful to me. do you get how much I love the 'i love him not you, but he's not here and besides, you're the only other bitch around who i'd trust him with /derogatory' and how good that is for jaykon(tim)??? dO YOU??? (the mutual mutual pining. the pact between two people who both know who they're actually in love with. the potential for a True love triangle to form. slow burn in one direction, enemies to friends to lovers in another. i'm feral over this)

The first time it happened, it was completely by accident.

Neither of them could really be held accountable, so neither of them could really blame each other. No matter how much Jason would like to blame the superclone for literally everything that transpired, always and forever, it can’t be helped. There’s no one at fault but good old Jack Daniels. Jason hadn’t even known supers could get drunk, but maybe that’s Kon’s human half at work. Or maybe he laces it with kryptonite dust or neurotoxin or whatever. Jason doesn’t really give a fuck how Kon gets his kicks. He just knows that the two of them are the only motherfuckers who get it— and while that doesn’t make them friends by any means, it definitely makes them de facto drinking buddies. They are united by one thing, and one thing only: a horrific, embarrassing, deeply acute, and likely terminal attraction to one Timothy Jackson Drake. Yeah. They know. One unlikely team up on a mission gone wrong was all it took for Jason and Kon to reach an understanding.

From Tim’s disappointed scowling every time they bickered to the easy way he trusted both of them to manhandle him in the name of the greater good, soon enough, Jason had gone from glaring daggers in the superclone’s direction to trading pained, commiserating looks every time Tim twisted himself into a pretzel right in front of them. Which he did surprisingly often. Jason would call it suspiciously often if Tim weren’t the most oblivious, rizzless dumbass on the planet. He only has game when he isn’t trying. Unfortunately for both Jason and Kon, he definitely is not trying. By the end of that week, Kon had gone from threatening to throw Jason into space to wordlessly offering sad fist bumps every time Tim missed yet another thinly veiled come on. From either of them. (Tim thought they were finally bonding over bad jokes and kept laughing and booing in their faces.) Clown to clown communication at its finest. After the week was up and they were all set to go their separate ways, Jason shot his shot one last time, inviting Tim (and Kon by proxy) out for drinks. Tim politely declined, citing all the paperwork he’d need to fill out for the Titans that Jason had been fully intending to sidestep anyway— like fuck he’s ever touching another incident report in his life— but to Jason’s surprise, Kon took him up on it. The two of them had hit the bar, and by the third round of drinks they were both swapping Tim-stories and finally clearing the air about the finer details of that ass. The rest is unlikely history. Don’t get Jason wrong, they still hate each other’s guts. It changes from bitch-sesh to bitch-sesh, but by the end of the night Kon will have threatened something like snapping Jason’s fingers or lasering his face off, and Jason will have responded with something like an eye roll and asking him if he’d like a hunk of kryptonite to choke on. Only, the first time it happened, too many glasses of whiskey and one meandering walk from the bar to Jason’s closest safehouse later, Kon’s eyes had shuttered, dark and blue and nothing like the eyes either of them actually wanted, and said, “No, but I think I’d like to choke you on my dick. You game?” And, well. What was Jason supposed to do, but grin knife-sharp and mean and say— “I’d love to see you try.”

[arkred]

Jason, checking the pantry bewildered: How are we out of snacks? I went shopping 3 days ago!

Kon, munching on the last chip: Excuse you, I'm right here.

Jason: What?

Kon, grinning: I'm a snack.

Jason: ......

Jason gets closer & whispers in Kon's ear: You're not a snack. Eating you out can't be done with haste. It needs time, care and devotion to truly get the whole experience... If anything you're the whole course, sweetheart.

Kon, brain offline, blushing: !!!

Jason, smirking: Anyway, I'm going to buy chips, see you later losers.

Tim: That was just cruel.

Jason, sashaying away: I bought a thing of 20 packs of chips, Baby bird, he ate them in less than 3 days.

Tim, knowing damn well that Bart ate all but one of those packs: Uh...Ok, Fair enough. Can you buy some Grape Zetsi? We're out of that too.

[cheetahleopard]

Who would be interested in joining if I made a new JayTimKon server?