#john constatine

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Billy: *Chillin'*

Justice League: *Bombarding this one kid Radio Host with adoption offers*

Billy: (Squeaky child voice) I need an adult.

Justice League: *Gets closer*

Billy: I want a different adult that will let me fight crime and not make a big deal about it.

Constantine: What? Pan that perspective away, I ain't doing it. *day-drinks*

Justice League: *Looms, adoption papers fluttering menacingly*

Billy: Y'know what.

Billy: SHAZAM! *Krak-pow*

Billy: (Much deeper adult voice) I am an adult.

Later

News reporter: -This just in, Superman has tackled Captain Marvel out of the sky, followed swiftly by the Batjet and a vague shape likely to be the Wonderjet. Is this internal strife? More in at 9-

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[vertigoartgore]

2019's The Sandman Universe Presents: Hellblazer Vol.1 #1 cover by Bilquis Evely and Mat Lopes.

[unclejohnconstatine]

John sits in his favourite plush arm chair in the House of Mysteries main room, quietly stewing in his thoughts and listening to the quiet hum of a House that shouldn’t exist nor have a living thinking thrum to it, but it does.

Wondering how he ended up here, don’t get him wrong, he is very well aware of how he ended up in the House, in the whole - hundreds of demons have pieces of my soul- thing and all the other rubbish.

No he is thinking about how the hell he is an Uncle to two little shit head brats who switched all his alcohol with bubbly soda water and his cigarettes with god dam musk sticks candy.

How he has to get the kids to fucking school now, he has to be interactive with adult people who don’t know shit about the real world and dangers, idiotic Karen’s who think they can put smart him and manipulate him during social gatherings that he already despises.

Though the last one was bit of a riot but that’s cause he put imps in Karen 1’s cupcakes for thinking she can make a fool of him.

John sighs pinching the bridge of his nose and lights a proper cigarette that the brats didn’t get too and takes a good inhale.

“ Despite all this shit….i wouldn’t trade it for the world” he blows out smoke and smiles when he hears Billy and Dannys excited voices approaching.

[c-nstantine]

Okay but John Stewart dating a black woman who is a medium who helps lost souls pass on. And the ghosts always show up when she's nearby. She confesses to him and he's being supportive UNTIL he sees the ghost of an old black lady in his apartment when bae is sleeping over. All the 🥷🏾 jumps outta him! 🤣

Old Lady's Spirit: *floating through, looking for bae*

John: "Aw hell naw! Ma'am, this apartment does not belong to you. You're gonna have to announce yourself when you come in here."

Old Lady's Spirit: 🥺

John: *Sigh* "...Babe, got a 9 o'clock here for you!"

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Or maybe this goes better with Bruce? Like he gets up to use the bathroom and he sees someone standing in the shower.

Spirit: *trying to get bae's attention*

Bruce: "Okay, at the this point -- y'all are gonna have to book an appointment"

Spirit: 😡 *indistinct ghost whispers*

Bruce: "IDGAF about nunna that. You don't even have a corporal body to be talking all that shit."

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Honestly this gives Jason vibes too. 🤣

Okay, wait, yes to all of this but also this with John Constantine too. Like the spirits literally ignore him to find his girlfriend. John Constantine, powerful sorcerer, "Master of the Dark Arts" but is getting ignored by spirits because they prefer his girlfriend. He's bored as hell in the House of Mystery and a spirit appears but just awkwardly shuffles towards his girlfriend!

[ectoplasmic-hearts]

THEY ARRIVED!!

@ratblazer Thank you so much for the amazing stickers!!

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Very excited for dark knights of steel

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The Sandman #3 cover art from The Deluxe Edition by Dave McKean