#kpop shit posts

[itgirlgyu]

when you punch the stray kids while yelling 'that's my wife!'

an: this is unadulterated shitpost and idk what spawned this but here you go bc i overshare on the internet and i need to find people with my kind of humor! also since i made a tumblr so im making this everyone's problem.

BANG CHAN

bro fist bumps you while holding a bloodied napkin to his nose, and as you know what they say about men with big nose. more space for the blood to gush out, so he has to be very careful in order to not ruin his brand new black shirt.

MINHO

asks to see your marriage certificate, will act like a pure boomer, and will not drop the act unless you compensate him with cold hard cash.

CHANGBIN

HYUNJIN

you dont even make a dent on him. steals your girls and leaves you on the dirty floor crying and rethinking your life choices.

JISUNG

he respects you.

FELIX

tries to punch you back. bends his back and jumps around you while making 'jab jab' sound with his mouth, misses and falls on the ground. gets up and immediately evacuates the place without looking back.

SEUNGMIN

you apologise to him sincerely

JEONGIN

he sues tbh. no discussion.

genuinely dumbfounded. gets defensive and tries to drag you to the security to show the footage that he did not hit on your wife even tho you explain to him that you're sorry and she's not your wife.

© to itgirlgyu, feedbacks are ways appreciated!!!!

[peaxhsoda]

Bnha characters as Kpop songs:

A/n don’t ask, I’m bored - a lot of them are just play on words based on their quirks or personalities. The actual meaning of the songs have nothing to do with the character.

Midoyia:

Hero - Monsta X

Bakugo:

Bomb Bomb - Kard

Todoroki:

Lukewarm - Pentagon

All Might:

I Smile - Day6

Uraraka:

Cheer Up - Twice

Iida:

My Pace - Stray Kids

Mineta:

Lip & Hip - Hyuna

Momo:

I want - D crunch (cause it’s about wanting to eat chicken)

Tokoyami:

Black on Black - Nct

Kaminari:

Electric Love - Tvxq

Kirishima:

Rock - Stray Kids

Jiro:

Married to the music - Shinee

Ojiro:

Cat and Dog - Txt

Sato:

Candyland - Up10tion

Aizawa:

Eyez Eyez - Victon

Shinou:

Dejavu - Nu’est W

Tsuyu:

Naughty boy - Pentagon (just cause there’s frogs in the mv)

I didn’t do a lot of characters because I found them a little difficult... whoops.

[zuhos-nose]

NCT U as 3 words but one of them is shit

(not my idea, credit to the post I got the idea from)

Taeyong: stressed out shit

Taeil: vocal as shit

Kun: appreciate Kun shit

Doyoung: smart ass shit

Ten: gay ass shit

Jaehyun: wow holy shit

Winwin: no lines shit

Jungwoo: soft as shit

Lucas: tolerate his shit

Mark: help this shit

[zuhos-nose]

[zuhos-nose]

Kpop Shitposts

kpoop

[kawaii-yabbs]

Seventeen are just the Jets and the Sharks 😂😂

[kawaii-yabbs]

does anyone else daydream about scenarios with your bias group? cause same

[kawaii-yabbs]

do you ever just aggressively stan someone because THEY DESERVE SO MUCH FUCKING LOVE AND YET THEY KEEP GETTING SLEPT ON