Summary: Shane and Ilya are outed via fanmail. This is a random user's twitter timeline. (Or, most people have zero idea who these hockey guys are... Wait. Is that the Rolex guy?!)
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fic text by anonymous on Ao3, podfic recorded by @xianvar @meggiejolly @cathalinaheart @robinfai @apple-sapling @shakespearestolemyurl @elany @thriceapodfic @bunsprout @kd-heart, others and I at EuroPodFriends convention 2026!
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Uploading here on my personal instead of on my fandom blog (@lilolilyr) for the sole reason of having, once again, reached post limit... And I'm already uploading a fic for the monday prompt of @tog-femslashfortnight on tuesday, so I kinda didn't want to wait any longer xD
Continuation to 'In Your Stead', but can be read as a standalone. Link to that, my ao3 and a podfic of this is going to be in a reblog because tumblr is mean about showing posts with links in them in the search!
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The first morning sunrays filter through the trees in front of the window, and Andy wakes with her nose in Quynh's hair.
Taking a deep breath, she snuggles closer, breathing in a scent that is purely Quynh as she closes her eyes again, a content smile on her lips.
She's still not quite over the fact that she finally has her back, that they are in the same room together, breathing the same air.
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Quynh stirs, woken by Andy's movement, and turns around to face her, pressing a kiss to her nose.
Andy smiles sleepily, her eyes still closed as she feels Quynh move.
Quynh chuckles as she sees Andy feigning sleep.
"Wakey-wakey, sleepyhead!"
How she can be so awake within moments is a mystery to Andromache that she has yet to solve even millenia after meeting Quynh.
Andy herself only wakes that quickly when she is running on adrenaline, and there is definitely no reason for that right now.
Scrunching up her nose, Andromache makes a noise of displeasure and tries to hide her face in Quynh's neck.
When that doesn't work because Quynh moves away, she just flops over and burrows into a pillow instead, arm flailing and trying to make Quynh stay in bed with her.
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"You're the one who woke me, Andromache!" Quynh laughs. "Come on, I smell pancakes, Nico is cooking breakfast!"
The mention of breakfast makes Andy turn her head and open one eye, but then she remembers whose job cooking is on tuesdays and that it will not in fact be Nico who is in the kitchen right now, but Nile, who is using pre-made pancake batter with chocolate chips that are unnaturally sweet (and coming from Andy, that is saying something).
She makes a face and closes the eye again.
Quynh huffs in displeasure. "Come on, Anh!" she jumps out of the bed and opens the window, letting a cold wind into the room.
Andy huddles deeper under the blanket.
"Andromache!" Quynh groans in exhasperation.
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For a moment, there is silence, and Andy has almost relaxed, thinking that Quynh is going to let her sleep in after all, when-
"Quynh!" she squeaks in indignation when the other woman pulls off her blanket, almost pushing her off the bed in the process.
Regrettably already feeling more awake in the cold air, Andy throws a pillow at her face, hitting her perfectly while Quynh is still busy laughing.
When the pillow hits her face, though, Quynh lets out a mock-war-cry, snatching up her own pillow-ammunition and aiming at Andy in retribution.
Andy jumps away and grabs her own, and the game is on.
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A few minutes later, Joe comes into the room to the sight of two much-dishevelled immortal warriors having a pillow fight.
There are feathers flying through the air. And here he had thought that that only happened in movies.
He knocks at the doorframe to catch their attention- Quynh and Andy freeze with their pillows still in the air.
"Come on, you two, there are pancakes- Nile even made some with blueberries and without extra sugar, just for you... better come and actually eat them before they get cold."
From the kitchen, they hear Nile call: "Yeah, come on, you ungrateful seniors!" and Nicky adding "Shey're rrrlly gooosh!", clearly with his mouth full.
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Andy snorts and drags Quynh into the kitchen, brushing a feather off of her shoulder.
Both of their hair is still unkempt and they are wearing nothing but sleep-shirts and underwear, but there's a nice domesticity to it that makes Quynh smile.
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The tiles in the kitchen are cold, so when they sit down at the kitchen table, Andy slides her cold feet in-between Quynh's legs, who gives an exagerrated shiver but doesn't move away.
Nile brings the pancakes, Nico coffee and tea, and the whole family sits around the table, eating and laughing.
Andy is still feeling a little sleepy, but she has to admit that it is nice to have breakfast together instead of everyone grabbing a bite whenever they wake. Not that she wants to do this every morning, but... sometimes.
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Outside, it is starting to snow, but in the kitchen of Nile's safehouse, the immortals are safe from all kinds of cold.
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fanfic and header by @occams-painting-knife, podfic by yours truly!
rated M, 500+k WIP, Jasper x OC!Bella
Summary: A 27-year-old woman wakes up in Bella Swan’s body, and the rest is history. Or is it...?
Isa tries to navigate her outlandish situation while avoiding suspicion from the wrong factions — of which there are far too many... Meanwhile, her foreknowledge grows more unreliable by the day, and her plans keep falling apart. Plans like steering clear of the local Coven of Vampires.
Feeling comfortable around Jasper Whitlock was not what she had in mind. And yet...
In this podfic project, Shane gives impromptu sex education!
Text by guarddog|theslymoon, podfic voices recorded by @xianvar @elany @meggiejolly @robinfai @vexbatch @apple-sapling, narrated by me, the separate audio parts cut together and edited by xia :)
Summary: The first day of a newly minted Master-Padawan pair is always special, and Komari wants to celebrate the procurement of her Orange One with an adequately hearty meal. Only that she has to raid someone else's pantry to do so - and makes quite the interesting discovery about her new Padawan because of that. Well, luckily, she knows just the thing to do... and Vokara Che's sanity is a small price for the continued wellbeing of her little orange minion!
Crowley has the brilliant idea to start a podcast, because everyone who's anything has one of those nowadays, don't they? Aziraphale agrees that it's a splendid idea, a way to share knowledge can only be a wonderfully nice and angelic pursuit... Of course, as soon as he hears that opinion, Crowley immediately has to prove his angel wrong with some bouts of fun misinformation!
2k words / 15 min, rated T, no warnings
Written and recorded for @pod-together 2025!
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Fascinating Knowledge, a Warehouse 13 podfic by @lavendelhummel and I for @pod-together 2025 :)
Myka was just trying to do something nice for Claudia when she encouraged her to continue her education... She didn't sign up to be on a podcast in Claudia's stead, and oh no, her co-host is really hot!
2k words / 15 minutes radio play, no warnings
more fic by lilolilyr • more fic by lavendelhummel
