#marlene and barty

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

My Tedtalk about why Barty Crouch Jr is the most perfect character for pairing whether it's romantically or platonically

Because HEAR ME OUT but like every damn ship with that man is just pure perfection. Rosekiller? They're absolutely perfect, meant to be, crazy together, just insane and they complement each other so well. Bartylus? YES omg they will always be canon to me even just as exes but they would be a perfect first relationship to each other they're just so UGH. Sunkiller? SIGN ME TF UP. I don't care if it's romantically or just them being best friends but I could DIE for this duo y'all don't understand how much potential they have together (bonus if it's bpd james and bpd and/or bipolar barty). Bartylily? I'M GOING INSANE FOR THEM. I cannot understand how someone ever thought of this but they had A VISION like I swear they're so so SO good and if you're a multishipper I'm BEGGING you to look into bartylily. Also academic rivals bartylily is literally one of the best things in this universe. Moonkiller? Once again, whether it's romantically or platonically they're SO GOOD like I don't even know how to explain it but they would just work so well together. Bitchkiller? YES YES YES. The tension, the hate and love at the same time like YES.

And even in duos that are only platonic (in my eyes) he's just so good with everyone. Dorcas and Barty? They're OBVIOUSLY besties like no one could convince me otherwise I love them sm. Pandora and Barty? Oh gosh the duo is INSANE. They match each other's freak so well like they're genuinely a menace to society together. Marlene and Barty? Already made a whole post about them but YES they're amazing like their friendship is so peak they're both such losers together. Mary and Barty? Girl the AMOUNT of gossip these two actually share it's like insane, they know EVERYTHING that's going on in Hogwarts and they do know who slept with who, who cheated on who with who and who broke up and why. And finally Peter and Barty? I can't even explain it but they have so much potential as a duo like they would be a MENACE and bring Mary and make them a trio and you have all the gossip that ever existed in the history of humanity.

I may be a bit too insane about this man but I just can't get over the fact that he's just perfect with everyone like all the dynamics are genuinely priceless

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

Barty has severe daddy issues and Marlene has severe mommy issues and in another life perhaps they bonded over it

[silvert4bby]

barty and marlene as the kids of religious families in a small town

coming out to each other

discussing their dating lives bc not a lot of people really know

skipping youth group to chill and talk behind the church

sneaking out to go to a gay club two towns over and having the best time

hanging out in marlene or barty’s room and scrolling

sitting together on the roof at night and talking about how they’re gonna get out of this place someday

[the-wizard-star]

why does no one hc marlene to be friends with the skittles the way james is

like think about it she started dating dorcas before regulus even started looking james in the eyes

imagine her introducing pandora and barty to the muggle wonders of nail polish

trading books with regulus and music with barty - introducing barty to loud 70s early punk music

marlene fretting over what to get dorcas for their first anniversary and running around begging the others to help as they watched her in amusement

she was probably the first to clock evan and bartys massive unresolved sexual tension too, she even started keeping a scorebook to count bets from the general hogwarts population on when rheyd finally figure it out

imagine marlene telling a fascinated pandora about the highs and lows of muggle religion. and introducing her to a certain redhead

[vomits0cutely]

When Marlene and Barty first heard “Love was the law, religion was taught”, they fell to their knees

[ireane]

Regulus: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Barty: Okay, but in my defense, Marlene bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Regulus: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[withregulus]

I’m trying to convince you to read my new little fic

[valoflunar]

Marlene,Barty and James aka the impulse buying trio