#messrs

[you-cant-be-sirius]

*at the marauders' New Year party*

James: Can I have your number?

Regulus, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

[hallesfloralshop]

Remus: ugh, I’m sorry Padfoot

Sirius: we talked about this Moony! You’re not allowed to say the s-word

Remus: but we never-

James, bursting in: SIRIUS STOP USING HEARTSTOPPER QUOTES AS PICKUP LINES

[record-scratched]

Remus: Sirius! Sirius! Sirius! Siri...

Sirius: what!?

Remus: I need you to get James’ invisibility cloak.

Sirius: what on earth for, moony?

Remus: Revenge...

Sirius: *sighs* who called who what

Remus: Lily called you horrid and obnoxious, and said she’d bat bogey hex you ever so much as looked at her again

Sirius: really How many times can I tell that girl I didn’t mean to dye her eyebrows green, I was aiming for Prongs. What did you plan on doing anyway.

Remus: oh ya know just messing with her mind a few spells here and there until she truly believes she’s gone incurably mad.

Sirius: *slightly in awe* Moony, darling, have I ever told you how much I love you?!

[avocadosalad2]

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs...

[you-cant-be-sirius]

James: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Regulus: What changed your mind?

James: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

[you-cant-be-sirius]

James: Hold the fuck up. Regulus: Excuse me? James: I said hold the fuck up. Regulus: ... James: I'm the fuck up, hold me.

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Sirius: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.

Remus: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

James: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Regulus: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[you-cant-be-sirius]

James: I desire moisture.

Remus: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.