pairing; boyfriend!jaehyun x reader
genre; comedic angst?? fluff, comedy <3
quarantine was a real pain in the arse. arguing back and forth had become a routine for you and jaehyun, you had seriously become tired of all the times you argued over every little small thing, it always had to be a big deal for him and sometimes you but it was seriously so uncalled for. you were pretty sure your relationship had turned into a toxic bandwagon and everyone had jumped on it resulting in this whole mess of arguments which, to be honest, drained your energy every time. you loved jaehyun, you really did, with all of your heart and soul. he had everything anyone could've wished for, looks, talents, personality, and a very pretty girlfriend by his side. he was perfect, really, but he... he had one flaw. one. damn. flipping. flaw.
"so you're seriously telling me that chocolate-flavored ice cream is superior to vanilla?" you slammed your hand onto the table. "HA, let me laugh for a sec, chocolate SUCKS" you watched as jaehyun gasped like he was offended by what you had spurred out of your mouth. "watch your words y/n, i won't hesitate" his eyes turned dark, and eyebrows raised as he pointed his index finger at you.
"you won't hesitate what jaehyun? you have to admit it already that obviously vanilla is very superior to chocolate, you can take your flavorless, poop-looking thing and shove it up your ass" jaehyun once again put a hand on his chest, obviously offended. you looked at him and he looked at you, gazes threatening each other, both of you had your hands resting on the table in an almost threatening-to-attack way. jaehyun sitting in front of you, he was lucky the table was separating you two or you would have clawed his eyes out by now. "how could you? after everything we've been through, how could you break us apart like that by one damn sentence?"
jaehyun looked so offended his neck had gone red and his nails lightly scratched the table every time you spoke. he slammed his hand down onto the table for the umpteenth time "you're so gonna pay for this." he looked at you one more time and stormed into your shared room, slamming the door in the process. you scoffed, sitting back on your chair trying to focus on continuing your essay. it was simple as that, the argument started out of nowhere you sitting on the kitchen table trying to finish your essay which was due at midnight, online classes had taken the best of you, sitting in front of a damn screen every day was making you wanna pull your hair out of your scalp and on top of that you had your arguments with your petty ass boyfriend every freaking second of the day. he was unbearable, when you first moved in together there was no arguing, you almost barely saw each other at home and when you wanted time with each other it always went as smooth as butter.
but after the pandemic everything changed, you knew your boyfriend like the back of your hand but honestly, he was so cranky every day that resulting in your fights every freaking second of the day. the fire started spurting as jaehyun had entered the kitchen to grab his phone. "i'm gonna order some ice cream do you want some?" he had asked you "sure" you replied to him without looking up from your computer. "which flavor do you want? there are only 4 flavors available right now, chocolate" he smiled "cheesecake" he kept on smiling "mint choco" he grimaced "and... vanilla" he made a gagging sound. slamming your laptop close "i want vanilla" you crossed your hands together looking at him "you're such a loser, vanilla? bleh" he laughed at you. he did. he did done laugh at you. did he just laugh at you? "do you wanna die?" you put your hand in a fist, eyes widening. "please vanilla is so bad chocolate is superior to it anyways" jaehyun laughed once again "i will not tolerate any vanilla flavor slander you stupid ass moron" jaehyun gazed at you from his phone, he looked away, tongue poking his cheek as he looked your way again.
"what did you say-" yeah you know how that one went on...
the clock struck 8:30 pm you finished your essay closing your laptop, got up to put it in your room, and then make dinner. truth is, jaehyun was still salty about it, he had not gone out of your room ever since your petty fight, you weren't over it but you already forgot about it, shrugging it off. but jaehyun being jaehyun well... he didn't.
finishing your cooking you opened the door to your room, jaehyun was by his side, back turned to you as the duvet swallowed him in. you let out a sigh, making your way towards him. you patted his back "hey dinner's ready come eat" he didn't move an inch "jaehyun, get up and come eat" you sighed when he gave no reaction and left the room, if jaehyun didn't want to eat then that means more food for you.
eating your meal you put jaehyun's food in a container on the table because you already knew he was gonna get up at midnight and search for food like a damn mouse. he was so flipping stubborn but so were you. setting up some popcorn you were sprawled on the couch watching supernatural, your favorite show, which you binge-watched with jaehyun. you're pretty sure he's gonna be 2x times more pissier than he already was if he finds out you're continuing the show without him, but you didn't care. around midnight you heard the bedroom door open and close and you saw jaehyun zooming towards the kitchen, his hair pointing in each direction as he rubbed his eyes. you immediately went soft, he slept his saltiness away.
after a while of hearing utensils clicking you saw jaehyun coming out of the kitchen and again storming into the bedroom, closing the door shut. you let out a sigh he was giving you the silent treatment again. when the clock struck 2 you got up shutting off the tv and getting the popcorn to the kitchen, you made sure every window was closed and the door was locked before going in the room to take a nice sleep. entering the room you saw jaehyun sitting on the bed playing with his phone, you changed into your pajamas and fell into the bed, ready to sleep. now you were salty, not even a goddamn goodnight kiss or at least a simple "goodnight" he didn't give, you sighed turning towards him, he had his back turned on you. sighing again "you're such a petty fucking asshole" you muttered making sure he heard, you took your pillow and a duvet from the closet and went to sleep on the sofa.
it's been a week. a damn week he still hadn't talked to you, not even a glance. you honestly were the glad cause that meant no more petty fights but you seriously missed him and his goodnight kisses. so you started to make a plan with hyuck called 'reversed cold shoulder' yeah that was definitely donghyuck's idea and you weren't sure but you wanted to do it nevertheless. the plan was simple you'll make him talk to you and then you would be the one not talking to him. honestly, it's a pretty smart plan considering hyuck came up with it.
"plan starts now" you whispered on the phone, you and hyuck were going to try and make him jealous, crossing your fingers, you let out a sigh "let's go" hyuck cheered from the other line. "oh yeah you know same stuff" you entered the room, jaehyun was sitting on the bed again, you didn't even look at him. "where is he?" hyuck asked trying to control his laugh and you continued with the plan "well yeah i mean he was cute, first time appearing in our class. he even shared his notes with me, honestly, that was so thoughtful i was really touched" you opened the closet pretending you're trying to find something. phone between your ear and shoulder you were acting as if you were choosing a new duvet to sleep. letting out a cute giggle "hyuck stop i told you he was cute what else u want me to say" hyuck had gathered the dreamies and they were laughing so hard on the other line.
you looked at jaehyun through the mirror in your closet he was on his phone but he looked like he was eavesdropping. "what do you mean to get his number hyuck are you crazy" you giggled once again, no reaction from jaehyun and honestly you were so disappointed, he was usually the jealous type but him acting that way made you think maybe he didn't want you anymore. you heard renjun grab the phone "did he have any reaction yet?" he excitedly asked, you gave a fake giggle "no not yet" you heard the boys sigh at the other line, jaemin grabbed the phone "what the fuck that's so not jaehyun" he sounded confused "i know right" you said with a fake smile, you don't know why it hurt you so much that he didn't react or get jealous, maybe he was tired of you. "okay give me the phone i got a plan that seriously is going to make him fume" mark said.
"okay listen to me i'm gonna have jeno text you something and right now you are gonna pretend on the phone that the dude texted you his phone number and then you're gonna act like you're gonna call with him and flirt but it would be just jeno" mark finished "milk that's so smart coming from you" hyuck sarcastically said, and you laughed, these boys .. they never let him catch a break. "okay so i'm texting you now," jeno said "let's go" chenle cheered. "wait hyuck someone texted me" you grabbed a duvet and strode to the door "hyuck oh my god he texted me his number, be right back i'm gonna call him," you said as you went out of the room and shut the door "okay now call me," jeno said as you cut hyuck's line off.
you called jeno immediately and started talking "okay listen to me you're gonna say nice to meet you and stuff and you're gonna pretend you don't have a boyfriend, chenle's idea," jisung said. "okay well i'm a literature major" you flirted on the phone, you were sprawled on the sofa one hand holding the phone and the other twisting a strand of your hair while smiling. "his name is gonna be hyunjae" hyuck laughed with evil in his voice. you suddenly heard the door open and jaehyun was taking slow steps towards the kitchen "oh no i don't have a boyfriend, what was your name again? oh yeah hyunjae pretty name for a pretty boy-" you were cut off by jaehyun snatching the phone from your hands "what the hell do you think you're doing?" he quickly ended the call throwing the phone back on the sofa, you looked at him not uttering a word, grabbing your phone you stormed to your room.
with jaehyun following suit behind you, you lay on the bed "we seriously fought, and you're gonna try and cheat on me like that" so he believed it huh, the inner you was laughing maniacally, he really bought it you can't wait to tell the boys about it. "i am talking to you" jaehyun stood in front of you as you looked at him in the eyes not uttering a word. jaehyun seemed upset, he was so jealous. "you're really gonna do this?" he said, poor baby, he was shaking, he really was that upset and your heart started hurting, you kinda regretted trying that plan now. you turned your back on him, you felt so bad "if you hate being with me that much that you go talk with other men then maybe we should break up" you heard him say, you swear you felt your heart falling to your stomach when you heard him sniffling, jeong jaehyun was crying, he was really crying. you turned and looked at him. "let's break up then" you said, you were obviously joking with him now.
"..what" you heard him whisper his eyes wandering to the floor "let's break up," you said, your heart breaking in the process "as you wish then uh i'm gonna get my things" you heard him go to the bathroom, he came out shoving a few clothes in his bag "i'm going to stay at taeyong's uh if you change your mind and wanna talk, call me" he walked to the main door. okay now you had enough, running after him you jumped in his embrace. "stupid stupid boy, did you really think i would break up with you this easily? you're literally my soulmate" you wiped his tear away and kissed his nose.
"why did you talk to him then? is it because i wouldn't talk to you?" he asked and you giggled "baby it was just hyuck and the boys we came up with a plan to make you talk to me again, there's no hyunjae" he let out a relieved sigh, he let his bag down and he took the jacket off "let's lay down here" you pointed to the sofa "you seriously broke my heart today" he said "you're stupid where did you think you were gonna go? it's 1 in the morning and we're in quarantine" you lightly slapped his arm "i couldn't think straight, i'm sorry" he kissed you.
"no i'm sorry i didn't mean all of this to happen, you were so salty over the ice cream flavors for a whole week" you kissed his nose.
"well i mean you said ice cream chocolate sucks" he chuckled.
"but it does" you chuckled back up.
"what did you just say-?".
y'all sjsjajs sorry for being so inactive, here u go <3
let's pretend the supposed hyunjae texted her his number on instagram 💔😂
