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[smilespiders]

really quick doodle !! ticklish backs teehee

[one-fish-a-day]

i fuckfing love fish generic grey fish i love yoy

day 2 We stan generic grey fish in this household🫡

[crisalidaseason]

Armin x Latine!reader headcannons

This is for my siblings from latinoamerica, gringos dni if you're racist and xenophobic. Also, US latinos are welcome as long as you don't give your unsolicited opinion about my portrayal of latine people (I was born and raised in latam, in three different south american countries, I know a little about our life style)

He probably met you through Connie or Sasha, (those two would definitely be from latam). Maybe on a small get together, where Armin could interact more with you. I genuinely think the two of you would bond over musical taste and arts since Armin knows a variety of them.

He would be one of the few people to genuinely want to listen your country's typical music. And it's so funny to see him do micro dances having no idea what the lyrics mean.

Would probably learn a bunch of cuss words before even learning the greetings of your native language. And that's solely because people from latam have a thing for teaching cuss words. You can't help but find Armin's accent extremely cute when he's saying something outrageous in your language.

Will not be able to handle your food, but try his best to enjoy it. You have to take it easy on the seasoning whenever he wants to try a certain dish you're preparing. Talking about food, It's sweet how he makes the effort to participate in the cooking process.

When you invite him to a celebration in your family home, you prepare him days in advance. Knowing how chaotic things can be, you don't want him to be overwhelmed by the loud drunk tios, the tias all over Armin, trying to feed him, the screaming and crying little primos and primas.

Once he's there, the poor boy is kidnapped by your mother and tias and after hours of trying to keep up with their gossip in a completely different language (at some point you were tired of translating) you and him end up sleeping in a large bed with a bunch of kids because the party goes on forever.

Oh, and let me tell you, Armin gets pissed at he machismo during the party. Everyone is asking you to serve him a plate and he's like "I can fix my own plate". Also super mad when he sees only the women cleaning and doing the dishes. Thankfully you know better than date a guy just like your relatives and Armin helps you and the other women clean.

He never cared much about the soccer world cup before because his country was never huge in those things, but booy he loved seeing you and your other latino friends rooting for a random latinamerican or african soccer team playing. You partied as if it was your own country there.

"The rules is, never root for colonizer countries. The rest is game" you told him. "Even argentina?" he asked.

Explaining Armin the strange out of pocket beef with Argentina was fun. You never understood it, but it was tradition at this point.

"Look, we can trash talk Argentina, but you can't" you warned him once "Argentina is for the latinos to roast"

Prejudice is a no no, so expect Armin to get overly defensive of your people towards xenophobic bitches. Like this man is making his life mission to use his white boy privilege to roast and humiliate racist and xenophobic fuckers. Using his cracker heritage as historical reparation.

[alittlecursed]

How would the Disney villains (Captain Hook,Claude frollo,Clayton,dr facilier,hades,villain of your choice.)found out their s/o was pregnant and what would they be like during and after the pregnancy

Captain Hook

He notices your mood swings and morning sickness and is concerned about it until Smee drops the bomb

He’s terrified because he doesn’t have a good history with children but deep, deep, deep down his happy, it just takes a while for him to get it out

While you’re pregnant, he puts Smee as your attendant to make sure you have everything you need, assigning two more when you’re are in the final three months 

He brings you gifts and showers you with affection throughout because he loves you

Per your request, he gets the necessary items for the baby such as blankets, a crib, toys all that jazz a baby needs

When the baby is born, he falls in love with you even more and loves your newborn baby. He protects that baby with his life against anyone and everything! 

Now he wonders if he can’t step up to the role of a father

Claude Frollo

Church gossip, he hears women talking about you and would have lashed out at them but he confronts you about first 

He’s not the best father figure and he knows it, so during your pregnancy, he ignores you and drones out your talks of your future family because he has turmoil inside of him

He basically locks you up in your home because he wants to make sure nothing happens to you or the baby...and because he has prejudice against gypsies (there’s another word for these people I forgot what it was) and believes they’d attempt to kill you 

After the baby is born, he sighs a breath of relief because the baby is normal *coughjerkcough*

Frollo leaves you to take care of the baby but will help out with whatever you ask because you ask him (more like demand him)

Clayton

You tell him the minute you figure it out because you two have been trying for a while now

Oh he is ecstatic! He picks you up and spins you around, smothering you in kisses

He takes care of you during your pregnancy, always by your side unless he needs to attend to business

Clayton already had plans to teach his child hunting and surviving skills, doesn’t matter the gender of the baby, Clayton could care less about the gender. You remind him he’s gonna have to wait a few years for the baby to grow

He’s there when the baby is born to help you through the process, and he’ll never admit it but he was nervous to hold the baby for the first time

Your baby is the smallest and softest thing he has ever held in his life!

Dr. Facilier

I feel like Facilier’s friends on the other side and his shadow figure it out first even before you do

He gives a hearty chuckle at the news but he doesn't let you see the worry on his face

He decides your baby is gonna live a better life than his but still have voodoo and black magic in the back pocket. So Facilier works long hours to get money to provide for the baby and the future, and you of course

Facilier is wary of leaving you all alone with his friends on the other side, even more when the baby is born because of the screw-up deals he’s made with them so he gets his hands on protection talismans of good magic to protect you both

He’s not the most patient man but he has to be for the baby, and every time he looks at your baby he remembers he did something good

Hades

The Fates drop lots of indirect and direct hints, it’s amusing but also ‘get out of my business’

His fire simmers down to a spark before it engulfs his entire being, both in thrill and shock, and confronts you which is a surprise to you too because you didn’t know

Because he is the Lord of the Underworld he can’t exactly stop working so he likes to have you by his side but he knows you need rest. So when he’s away from you for a long time he gets pissy and has a hard time controlling his anger which does in the poor work he is doing

He’s got enemies and any of them can be plotting to take you and his baby out so that adds to his pissy attitude. So he locks you up during and after your pregnancy without consulting you first

At a young age (read: a few weeks) Hades starts teaching the baby how to handle their powers and defensive and offensive techniques

Pain and Panic basically become the kid’s punching bag

Randall - I was gonna do Jafar but I thought Randall would be cute for this 😁

You tell him because you’re a bit nervous and want to know his reaction. He’s shocked, neither a good shock nor a bad shock, just shocked. 

But you know his good with kids, or at least with familial kids because he loves his nephew, and you tell him he’ll be a good father

He gets a bit overprotective of you during your pregnancy, not letting anyone near you whether they are strangers or friends

Since he is a lizard monster and lizards have eggs, two eggs come out of you. Both of you take the job of keeping them warm and cozy until they hatch. You catch Randall rubbing his hands round the eggs and humming

He tries so hard to not cry when the eggs hatch but one or two tears escape. He’s gonna love them and spoil them just as much as he did with his nephew who comes by every once in a while

Randall is exceptionally proud when both of his children have the ability to become invisible

[feathersforclones]

“Little Gods, bless the eyes walking in front of me to see the danger, don’t let them be taken by injury and curses, bless them to be the guard, the wall to hide behind, the shelter to protect me. Bless them for they are my brothers and dear to me. Little Gods, bless the strong legs walking behind me to never let me be left behind, don’t let them falter or stray but stay strong and unbroken, to let me fall into arms that would never let me fall and would never forget me. Bless them for they are my brothers and dear to me. Little Gods, bless me last, for I want to be all that for my brothers, let me be a shield, a guard, a fallback. Let me be strong and stubborn, to carry the burdens that I dont want others to carry. Bless me, for they are my brothers and dear to me.”

[imoga-pride]

Unspecified Flag

Gender Unspecificity: different from eligender (othergender) in the sense that it does not state nor specify your gender identity. 

Commonly used as third-gender/aliagender, abinary/nonbinary, equary/nullary & gender diverse/variant item in some documents & formularies after male/female options.

In my case, I have gender identification not specified in my passport because there were no other alternative for it. Reminder there are intersex/trans binaries using it too.

I thought in using the question mark from gender questioning symbol and the currency sign but other-gender one seemed proper. 

[fluffyjooj-blog]

First kiss HCs for Pucci, DIO, Jotaro and Johnny?

Hello, I am back. And might I say, I bullshitted almost everything in this while half asleep with a headache, so the quality may vary.

Pucci:

Pucci is a very reserved person, and due to his priesthood most likely tries to avoid too much physical contact. So it’ll most likely be up to you to initiate anything, especially the first kiss.

He’ll come home from a long day of work at the prison and you’ll be waiting in the living room with some calming tea or the like. After he’s gotten settled in and has relaxed he’s the most likely to reciprocate affection.

It’ll be very slow and maybe even slightly shy. It’s likely his first time kissing anyone, and it’ll feel. Mention it afterward and he may blush.

DIO:

The first word to come in mind when someone tries to describe DIO (besides conceited) is forceful. That being said, it’s probably for the best to leave the initiating to him, though he won’t necessarily react badly if you do it.

He’ll call you to his throne and make you sit in his lap. He won’t sugarcoat it but he’ll try and get you to ask for it. If you do, he’ll gladly oblige though he may tease a bit more. If you don’t, he’ll eventually get impatient and just do it. If you just do it yourself he won’t complain but may be annoyed afterward.

The kiss will be forceful, but depending on his partner he may go softer or harder, but only because it’s your first kiss. He’ll insist on controlling the pace and basically everything about the kiss and will bite if you fight back too much.

Jotaro:

Depending on which part Jotaro we’re talking about, he’s either completely inexperienced or a master at kissing. Either way, he’s an excellent kisser and if you tell him that he’ll blush and do his usual Yare Yare Daze spiel. What’s also good to remember is that Jotaro isn’t one for gestures of affection so it’ll be up to you to initiate anything.

Don’t do it in public. Jotaro will instantly pull away and ignore you until you’re alone again. But what is a good place to do it, besides at home after you’ve somehow forced him to cuddle, is at a very remote beach. Surprise him with a kiss after he’s done exploring whatever marine life may live there. Do it at night for extra romantic effect.

The kiss may feel a bit dry at first, but like I said, he’s an excellent kisser. He’ll let you decide the pace but might get too into it and start actively reciprocating.

Johnny:

Johnny is an insecure little shit who has issues. The changes of him kissing you first unless you’re actively dying is pretty much 0%. If it’s after the Steel Ball Run he’s the tiniest bit more likely, but it’s still pretty much up to you.

If it’s during the race and you want to fluster him at any cost, do it in front of Gyro. Though you might get slapped in the face and have to deal with a grumpy Johnny for at least the rest of the day. But if you want to actually get a proper kiss out of him, do it while you’re alone. For maximum cheesiness do it while riding and afterward pull up ahead while he’s distracted. He’ll be dazed for the rest of the day.

Johnny has kissed his fair share of people during his playboy days, so if anything he won’t be inexperienced. But the kiss might feel a bit insecure and hesitant, but nonetheless enjoyable. Compliment him afterward and he may get more courageous next time.