#parenting is hard

[casual-media-consumer]

“Teenagers scare the living shit out of me” and it’s Bruce slowly backing out of a room where the batkids are whispering conspiratorially

[owwllly]

tired parents

(comm info/ kofi support)

[shallowseeker]

It gets worse. You're right, jas JODY IS APPEALING TO THEM. "Back me up. Help me in this public and Very Awk teaching style."

Jody then proceeds to go on and on and on and on and ON about STDs and pulling up the drawbridge and being prepared. She keeps digging herself deeper.

She appeals to Sam, who shovels food in his mouth. She appeals to Dean, who just keeps saying, "What?" and "What?" instead of engaging

and she's like SERIOUSLY HELP ME DO THIS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON *MY* SIDE HERE

ngl it's played for laughed but I'm kinda proud of Sam and Dean for not engaging

FINALL ALEX THE VOICE OF REASON IS MORE ADAMANT ABOUT HER VERY PERSONAL BOUNDARY HERE:

"Stop."

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Poor Jody. She IS in over her head. But that was bad and she should feel bad lmao

[tare-anime]

One thing that I like about sxf is that despite being a shonen (with not a teenager protagonist), Endo makes Twilight hot and very capable, but at the same time, make it hard for fans to give him harem.

Like, Endo does create lots of awesome women, but it is clear that Twilight has no (romantic) interest at them at all.

Karen?

Twilight didn't even bat an eye. Dumped her just like that

Nightfall?

Twilight clearly never see her more than colleague and mentee. He even despise the idea of their cover story as married couple

How about older woman? Handler??

Twilight clearly afraid respects her as older sister boss and mentor. And that's that.

The City Hall women who swoon at him?

Twilight imagine them as evil and despicable.

The only woman who can make him making lots of expressions, such as:

Devastated and confused

Flustered

Melancholic

Proud

Lovestruck Skipping a heartbeat

And truly smile

Is just Yor.

Love it 🥰

[syntheticdesign02]

In case anyone wondered what having a toddler was like, I was washing dishes from dinner and heard:

Bean: One... two... threeeeeee!

Loud crash

Bean: Oh shit.

[greenfinchwriter]

Holmberg,LaPointe,and Young are for sure the type of guys who occasionally go live on their socials streaming completely random hangout sessions from them playing video and board games,to workouts, mini vlogs about nothing,to trying new/weird food together,to dumb social media challenges etc

Remember the old,fun,cozy just Steph and MatPat streams? Yeah something like that. Like competing over Mario Maker and the loser has to try gross novelty sodas,and so on.

Meanwhile Haasy is,of course, invited and even sometimes makes an appearance because he enjoys hanging out with them,and playing the games but on account of being the one with the brain cells he's just a bemused observer during the more questionable hijinks. Just chilling in the background. You know in case his idiot friends need someone to call the hockey dads,an ambulance,do the Heimlich,operate heavy machinery,or whatever.

Swiss baby boy knows that sounds overly dramatic but he once watched them do the One Chip Challenge so he feels he has every right to doubt their common sense and be a little concerned - he still loves them like brothers anyways,don't worry😅

[nyamadermont]

On Thin Ice

#FFF363 On Thin Ice

Fandom: Avatar, the Legend of Korra

450 words

The bathing chamber was an entire mess when he returned to check on the children. Bumi and Kya were splashing each other as if they were down on the beach instead of inside the house.

Katara’s going to make me sleep on the roof if we don’t get this cleaned up!

But he could not pull their attention away from each other with the calm, gentle words Sister Yutung had recommended.

Learning parenting techniques from the former teacher accustomed to earth bending children had been an interesting adjustment. After all this time, his own memories of his own childhood were admittedly useless. He remembered playing with the other children, Gyatso telling him stories until he fell asleep, and precious little else. Yangchen’s childhood had been very difficult, and she had never had children of her own. The one or two times he had consulted with older air avatars, he had found their experiences to be too different from his own. Kyoshi had had a child, but she revealed little about that part of her life, now over three hundred years gone.

The splash from Bumi’s slide into the tub splashed absolutely everywhere, including the ceiling.

“Bumi!” Aang shouted.

The giggling from his first two children was infectious, and he had to wipe a hand down his face to muster a stern expression.

“You’re on thin ice with me, my little boomerang,” he tried.

“Kya! Make some ice!”

Aang managed to swallow his groan when Kya stood up and struck the form her mother had been teaching her recently.

Rather than interrupt the spontaneous practice, Aang just watched.

Kya snapped her right hand forward, and a wave of ice surged across the tub, catching Bumi around the waist. He cackled in excitement.

And then he tried to move.

With a few jerks, he wiggled his hips and pressed down against the frozen surface. Suddenly, he was not happy, at all.

“Dad! She froze my…”

The finger snap came from behind him, and all of the water in the room leapt up into the air. Aang and the children looked up to see a sparkling blanket of tiny droplets suffused across the room.

“Out,” came his wife’s controlled, but very angry, voice.

Bumi and Kya shared a glance before clambering out of the tub, rushing past their parents and disappearing into their bedroom.

Aang turned around and tried to wear an expression to tell her that he had been trying to keep things under control.

But above her very late-term pregnancy, her face was stormy.

“You’re on thin ice with me, Avatar. Get this cleaned up.”

He hadn’t finished gulping before she had turned, releasing all of the water with a splash.

[wolfwind3]

Nomenclature

Severus jumped when he turned around and saw Harry there. The child was unnervingly silent. More to the point, he was in Severus’ lab, where he was not permitted.

“These are for you.” Harry's head was ducked, so Severus couldn't see his face, but his voice was hesitant, and his posture, holding out a bowl, threw Severus into memory.

“It's for you, Da.” He held out the coins he'd earned. Surely Da would stop being mad now! Even if Severus had magic, he was still a good son!

Then his father slapped his hand away, coins rolling to the far corners of the room. “A thief as well, devil's child? I'm not having that. Take off your shirt."

Severus pulled himself back to the present and took the bowl gently. “Do you know how to identify these?”

Harry shook his head, and Severus made himself smile. “Let's learn, then.