On Twitter, there was a conceptual discussion I was a part of based on the MMA scene from Batman Annual #4: a thread of what a full Batfam MMA card might look like (with maybe some small additions to fill things out). Ideally, it would be based on current weights for each character.
Cassandra Cain v Rose Wilson
Harper Row v Stephanie Brown
Bette Kane v Holly Robinson
Dinah Drake v Helena Bertinelli
Barbara Gordon v Selina Kyle
Kate Kane v Renee Montoya
Some are missing due to not having good nearby matches (Damian and Jean-Paul, for example).
Just for fun, I was very curious to see the results. The things to be determined were the winner of each fight, the method, and, if necessary, the round and time.
This is assuming 5 5-minute rounds. Fights can end by draw, doctor stoppage, KO, split decision, submission, TKO, or unanimous decision.
To determine this, I used Random.org, mainly the list randomizer.
For each fight, I put in each fighter's full name in alphabetical order by first name, all caps. Whichever name was listed first after randomizing won. Same for method and round; whichever was listed first for each fight was the one picked.
For the time, I simply had the random time generator spit out the required number of times, then randomized the order of that list.
With all that said, here are the results, which I promise are genuine and completely machine-generated:
- Cassandra Cain defeats Rose Wilson by doctor stoppage, 4:53 RD 3
- Tim Drake defeats Duke Thomas by doctor stoppage, 4:01 RD 3
- Stephanie Brown submits Harper Row, 2:26 RD 5
- Bette Kane KOs Holly Robinson, 1:39 RD 5
- Dinah Drake TKOs Helena Bertinelli, 1:44 RD 3
- Selina Kyle submits Barbara Gordon, 2:14 RD 3
- Kate Kane KOs Renee Montoya, 3:43 RD 5
- Luke Fox submits Dick Grayson, 3:00 RD 5
- Jason Todd defeats Bruce Wayne by doctor stoppage, 0:15 RD 4