#source: batman

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *still smiling as normal* Neighbours. I am now in a mood.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Buddy: You can run, hop, skip, and jump. You can even shimmy. But you can’t hide from Helio’s love.

[artemisfowlcodex]

Artemis, holding a plate with a sandwich: Myles, I made your favourite... Myles: You didn't make that. Butler made it. Artemis: ...I made him make it.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Odysseus: You think you know everything about me, don’t you?

Eurycleia: I diapered your bottom, I bloody well ought to, your majesty.

[daddychi-01]

Give me Duke Thomas auditioning for the winter musical and getting the role of Seaweed J. Stubbs in Hairspray.

Give me the Batfamily being unbelievably supportive when they find out:

Cass helping Duke practice his choreography

Stephanie volunteering in the costume department because she wants Duke to look amazing

Damian doing ‘research’ by watching the movie and a bootlegged version of the Broadway version that way he is familiar with show before they go to see it

Tim being the one that gets Damian the bootlegged copy of the show

Dick calling a flower shop well in advance to make sure each member of the family has a bouquet to give Duke after they go see the show

Jason taking over some of Duke’s daytime patrols so Duke can be at rehearsals

Bruce bragging to everyone about Duke being one of the leads in the musical. Everyone at WE knows that Duke is playing Seaweed as do all the founding members of the Justice League. Bruce is even lifting his no metas in Gotham rule for opening night so Superman can patrol the city and let the Batfamily go support Duke.

Another for Bruce because he’s a good dad! Bruce taking Duke to the hospital so Duke can tell his parents about his role. They go back again after the musical is done but this time they have a recording of it that Barbara took, that way Duke’s parents didn’t have to miss their son’s accompaniment.

Just give me Duke getting to see just how much his new family loves and supports him.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Uncle Mimic: No need to apologize, Bolo! Your respect for road safety is one of your finest qualities.

Bolo: Aw, shucks...

[shadow-coolness]

Nah, hold on, that was wild disrespectful and out of line. How is it you’re more of an ass then Armand?

Yugo to Adale

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah, to Segan while playing Mario Kart: Nah, hold on, that was wild disrespectful and out of line. How is it you’re more of an ass than Zag?