#source: heroes

[incorrectteyvatism]

Scara: [picks up sledgehammer]

Childe: You want to know something weird? Every time you pick that thing up, I think you’re going to hit me with it, really hard.

Scara: That's weird. Because every time I pick it up, I feel like I’m gonna hit you with it, too, really hard.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

My name is Wile E. Coyote, and this is attempt number... I guess I've kinda lost count.

Wile E. Coyote

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Exam season at Hogwarts] Teddy: You've given me hope. Victoire, tired as all hell: Hope is great, but we need caffeine.

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: Didn’t I kill you before?

Starscream: Didn’t work.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: I think I died.

Barbarian: I’ve died before, it’s no big deal.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: Destiny is calling!

Xena: I wish destiny would lose our number.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Renet: You don’t mess with time. It’s called the butterfly effect. You step on a butterfly today, three years from now, a million people are wiped out.

Mikey: Let’s just hope it’s nobody I know.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: Didn’t I kill you before?

Sarevok: Didn’t work.