A statement of The Analyst, taken by The Archivist, direct from subject.
<Tape recorder click noise>
The Analyst: "As great grateful as I am of your interest in my story, Miss Caspi, are you sure you wouldn't want anyone else's first?-"
The Archivist: "Sit. Down."
<The sound of a chair being pulled out can be heard as The Analyst takes a seat>
The Analyst: "O-okay! Alright. There. Now what? What may this... all be for?"
The Archivist: "To just... have it on log. I assume there will be more of us that'll come at some point. Assuming we die."
The Analyst: "You believe we can die?"
The Archivist: "Why wouldn't we? The Timekeeper isn't just... absent. We have to eat now, and all that, we weren't supposed to before, you can't sense him and-... The Narrator... is, as far as I'm aware, unable to see him."
The Analyst: "...That's... fair. Anyways-"
The Archivist: "Speak into the recorder-"
<A very loud thud is heard as The Archivist taps the microphone>
The Analyst: "Okay... sooooo..."
The Archivist: "Let's start with your name. Tell me about yourself. Who were you before getting stuck here with us."
The Analyst: "Well-- I wouldn't say stuck here but... my name-... ...My name is Aster Tristan Rider. I was a journalist."
The Archivist: "Journalist?"
The Analyst: "Yes. Before I came to the Parable, I was a News Journalist for the... Daily Mirror. It was-... nice. Though a few people in London- whe-where I worked, people weren't the uh... the nicest. Some were very, very sweet but..."
The Analyst: "But quite a few were just... so rude at times. No matter, that doesn't really matter anymore. Considering what... happened."
The Archivist: "The Change got them?"
<Silence for a few minutes.>
The Archivist: "How about before then? What about before your job?"
The Analyst: "Oh! Before- haha... before my job I lived in Cardiff. I'm Welsh, actually. Quite a few say they don't-.. don't notice my accent but it's-"
The Archivist: "Yes. I could tell."
The Analyst: "--- wh... you could?"
The Archivist: "Yes. It's not too hard. Not for me at least. Noticing small details is sort of my entire thing? Remembering things? ...sorting things.?"
The Analyst: "That's right. Yeah. *Ahem!* Pardon my ramblings... Oh dear heh... I-I think Nero is starting to rub off on me."
The Archivist: "Aaaanyways. What about your time in Cardiff? Bullied? Parents fighting? Crime...?"
The Analyst: "Oh no! No no no no! Nothing of the sorts! My childhood, interestingly, was rather quiet. Very peaceful. My mother had passed away though. She unfortunately, wasn't around to see me grow up. My father would take my little brother and I to the cemetery every year on her birthday though. Which was... sad but. Nice."
The Archivist: "...You had a younger brother?"
The Analyst: "Indeed! His name was Stanley. Stanley Rider. He was such a lovely boy, always dreamed of being a musician... -there was actually a piano at the school we went to when we were young. The teachers enjoyed listening to him play. Though they always seemed to be confused that he'd never sing. I myself never did but-..."
<The Archivist remained silent, a subtle crackling can be heard in the background...>
The Analyst: "Alimanc... hey... are- are you okay? Hey- look at me."
<Crackling suddenly stops just before The Archivist speaks>
The Archivist: "Was Stanley mute?"
The Analyst: "Y----... yes. Actually. Wait...- You aren't-"
The Archivist: "Brown hair? Brown eyes? Caucasian?"
The Archivist: "Did he at ANY point work for Office.Co?"
The Archivist: "...I... think he's gone. Aster."
<Static returns, though this time as more of a buzzing hum>
The Archivist: "Aster- uhh... what the fuck are you--"
<The static increases...>
The Archivist: "ASTER! Aster you're gonna cause a collapse, bloody hell- GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! ---N-NERO!"
<The static continues steadily yet violently for several minutes before distant shouting can be heard, The Narrator sounding slightly muffled>
The Narrator: "What on earth is it that you're dragging me in for--- Oh... oh my god..."
The Archivist: "PLEASE can you calm your boyfriend down before he voids out my archives?!"
<The Narrator's voice gets clearer as he draws closer>
The Narrator: "Aster- dear please-- oh crap... you're really not-..."
<The Narrator goes quiet for a moment, likely having seen the tape recorder still running before reaching out. A click noise is heard>
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