If smeyer weren't a Mormon and the vampires could do drugs who would do what? Like my hc is that Emmett is definitely the dude bro chugging beers and railing coke at frat parties. He's real popular in college. And I think Jasper would like Molly bc it does funny things to his empathy powers. If Jasper is rolling then so is everyone else in the house.
First off I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. You gave me such good jumping off points I love this head canon so much. Okay okay here it goes:
Emmett- absolutely chugging beers even though his body can’t really handle it. He does so much fucking cocaine that it scares people sometimes. He just laughs it off and blames it on his tolerance. Lately he’s been into research chemicals, bath salts, etc. Anything ridiculous thing that usually would kill humans he wants to try. After a few hundred years, Bella joins in as well. They can frequently be found getting high on bath salts and throwing each other off of cliffs.
Jasper- You’re totally right about this also. Jasper LOVES to roll. Edward can’t stand it because it fucks with him too much. He’ll usually get all depressed and run off somewhere till Jasper is done.
Alice- I didn’t really know what I thought about Alice, but now that you mention that Jasper is into molly, I think I’m gonna go with my previous anon’s idea and say she’s an acidhead. After a few years Jasper and Alice decide to try each other’s drug of choice and end up candy flipping (acid+molly). Emmett joins in a few times too.
Bella- Bella is Stoner Bella for ever and ever, but like I said after a while a being a vampire she and Emmett become obsessed with finding the newest, latest, and most dangerous drug. They think it’s hilarious. Everyone else is not as pleased.
Carlisle and Esme- grouping them together because I don’t think they do many drugs. They sometimes go to Isle Esme and smoke like A BOWL and get blasted and giggly and make out a lot. They usually cant afford to be under the influence because their kids are such idiots that they need constant supervision. That being said Esme LOVES CBD. She’s obsessed. She’ll walk around and be like “Oh do you want some CBD in that cup of blood?” and she gets so excited to show Bella her vape. She’s like “Bella! Look at my vaporizer pen! It has CBD in it! Just like yours!”. Bella decides not to burst her bubble and continues hitting her like 99% THC pen.
Rosalie- Rosalie isn’t one for doing many drugs. She’s kinda classy that way. That being said she will never say no to a good Xanax and a warm blanket by the fireplace. She’s kinda a prescription pill bitch but we love her for it. One or two times she’ll go along with Emmett and Bella’s less dangerous adventures just to see them smile. She’d do anything to see those two smile.
Oh and Edward does literally nothing because he can’t stand the feeling of not being in control.
