infp: oh my god! do you know anything about me??? we've been friends since we were 14 years old! we live together! how can you not even name my favorite color?!
intp: ok first of all you're favorite color is like your mood it changes if the wind blows the wrong way or you see someone you don't like in that color. second of all it's not like you would do any better at those questions (drops chow mein noodles on shirt) oh crap...
infp: (hands intp a napkin) ohhhh really because I know your favorite color is black because it's the color of everything and nothing like space and because it's the easiest to match clothing with.
infp: annnnd i know everyone assumes your favorite holiday is halloween and you're happy to let people think that but you're actual favorite holiday is New Year's Eve because you love the count down, fireworks, champagne and the fact there aren't any obligatory traditions and you secretly love to have a New Years kiss, but you'd never admit it!
intp:🧐 i will neither deny or admit these- these accusations...
infp: your favorite food is the potato because and i quote "i have yet to meet a form of potato i didn't like and it's the most versatile food."
infp: lastly your birthday is February 5th and your star sign is aquarius! boom. bitch. suck onnn that.
intp: ... ok... fine. PERHAPS you do know... a TINY bit more of the small stuff about me than i do of you... BUT i know your blood type is AB negative meaning you can only receive from negative bloods like moi who has type O negative blood. so, HA!
intp: (in a game show voice) BUT wait theresss more! i know you're allergic to kiwi's, cats, AND azithromycin also known by its brand name: Zithromax™️, which is an antibiotic commonly used for respiratory and ear infections! HA HA!
intp: AND you use to have asthma as a wee lass and eventually grew out of it, BUT in high altitudes or super cold weather you sometimes still need an inhaler AND that even a previous asthmatic condition makes you more susceptible to respiratory illnesses and infections, WHICH unless they want to KILL you should NOT be treated by azithromycin aka... Zithromax™️! so, BOOM. CHECK AND wait for it... MATE!
infp: 😭😭(runs and hugs intp)
intp: (strained voice from tight hug) oh- ugh- no- i did not approve this action- release me heathen!
intp: (gasping for air) too- tight- geet oooff- can't- breathe...
infp: 🥰it's ok i have an inhaler🥰
