Color Me Curious
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
pixel skylines
almost home
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
EXPECTATIONS
cherry valley forever
Noah Kahan
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Fieri Frames
occasionally subtle
Not today Justin
Jimmy Eat World
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Claire Keane
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
#extradirty
YOU ARE THE REASON
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☕ Intro post sorta🍴
Name's Duchess, but you can also call me Cyrus
She/They, 19
This is just a random blog to reblog funny NSFW posts and sometimes art
I'm just,, sitting here.
I interact and follow from DuchessCutlery
I think asks should be on??
Random posts made by me are under #eclairposting
Asks are tagged with #dishwasher noises
Again, Minors DNI
More Bull Ty ~ 🐮
I live my life thinking the perfect conversation doesn’t exist and then tumblr drops this in my lap.
women inside of men
performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage
*gets swapped in* oh what the fuck
take stealth rock damage for me boy
*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you
*notices unprotected sex* oh my god, it's fucking raw! shameful, really. wow.
Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol
We’re self conscious about everything
I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu
tumblr are you telling me something
Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.
Ganalf...
tumblr are you telling me something
Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.
Ganalf...
YOU guys might think sex is only for when you're horny. maybe i want to have sex with him because i love his body and trust him enough to see me naked. maybe i want to have sex with him to show him how much i love and appreciate him. maybe i want to have sex with him because of how much i crave intimacy with him; i want to be as close to him as i can be. have you ever thought about THAT
don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
was??
to my knowledge these are all of the existing examples. if you have more please add them to the post
THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs
omg how cute what are they???
#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth
oMFG
what is it tho
that looks really adorable
They’re -large train drives by-
….. I’m upset.
What are they?
Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-
They look cool, I want one
Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-
Oh hey ********************************
JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?
Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–
SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE
Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*
well would ya look at those tentacle dildos
reblogging for the timing of the last reply
hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not
yeah i got it last time
They gotta put two extra hours in the day for jerking off and fantasizing
sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots
