Tashdacat

Massive gamer, aspiring author and small-time YouTuber (also a major idiot but I tend not to mention that part) Community Discord: discord.gg/W3mmy7U

[papasmoke]

[pancakeke]

someone please explain that you should not adopt a minecraft villager unless you can provide it a proper village. this “minimum” is cruel and does not provide nearly enough enrichment

[virfujiwara]

Me @ me

[oursuperadventure]

🤐!!!

Hey! There’s a bunch of new enamel pins available over at my online shop! Head over to http://www.sarahgraley.com/shop to check them out!

[kumeko]

Oh Billy, you look so small right there…

[mcstack]

Superman’s sheer anger over Billy Batson’s situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows it’s the world’s best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesn’t have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Seriously, Clark’s face here

He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD

[rael-rider]

Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.

[nerdgerhl]

Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.

[catbountry]

When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.

[incognitomoustache]

these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:

This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.

Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.

Superman is just really important, ok?

[fipindustries]

this for people to truly understand superman

[ghostalebrije]

…. :’<

[keenarnor]

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead. This is top quality Superman

[sagolii-sandcat]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

In other news, go watch Shazam!, it’s great.

[tvcm]

[klubbhead]

Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

[angrybeardedbastard]

THEY DID NOT DIE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

[klubbhead]

Well they should’ve 👀

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

[such-justice-wow]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

Please remember

You are not your handicap, you are not your diagnosis, you are not the disease; you are bigger and stronger than that. Improvise, adapt, and overcome. 

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[abandoned-blog2-deactivated2026]

oh i have a really good idea hold on

[abandoned-blog2-deactivated2026]

[hobbitmilk]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[skelemamabirb]

We all lost it

We lost the game

[abby-howard]

[classconsciousqueer]

BIHET ISN’T A THING. BIHET DOESN’T EXIST.

IT’S CALLED BISEXUAL, YOU COWARDS.

[stynr]

honestly, this “you can’t hate kids” shit is like…fishy to me.

it’s the same sort of rhetoric my mother used to try to convince me to have children once i told her my plan to have a hysterectomy.

there’s like this underlying…terf…smell. i’m skeptical lmao

[frogmp3]

you have to be kind to children and mindful during your interactions with them and that fact is completely unrelated to trans exclusionary radical feminism

[larkandkatydid]

Marie Kondo is full of anecdotes about the weird ass shit that she not only lets people keep but encourages them to elevate in their lives. She says one of her clients ended the process with a bedroom full of vintage pinball machines because what sparks joy in that particular woman was basically sleeping in the middle of an arcade.

Marie Kondo would never make you throw away your weird shit! She wants you to pare down to just your weird shit.

[konnyart]

Normal people on April first: It’s April Fools! Time to prank some people and have fun! :D

Tumblr users on April first: Today is the holy day of the Mishapocalypse, bring forth the gifs to satisfy our lord.

[depressionopossum]

[whoredad]