miss you

Tax he/him 18 year old bisexual trans guy, need I say more?

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[gigglygamer]

FOUND IT

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

[hamelin-born]

@sparklecryptid

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you don’t have it yet

[yelenapines]

NOONESAYSEH

tagging my moots in canada

@tinylittle-superfan @adoremikewheeler @unfortunate-sapphic-disaster @fruity-cryptid 

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[missnilescrane]

when it’s the fourteenth 

[cvberitual]

it's almost too late for me to say happy cock day

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

lgbt dividers

lesbian

gay/mlm

bi

trans

lgbtq

pan

ace

aro

nonbinary

original baker 8-stripe

please rb if saving!

more here

heart dividers here ♡

[orisnitsa]

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month 2022!!!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[taxfraud404]

yo ever after academy may be gone but i will remember it via memes and vines

[taxfraud404]

i have so many Poppy SMP headcanons it’s unreal……..if y’all want more lmk ;)

[taxfraud404]

Poppy SMP Headcanons

this is a continuation of my last post (https://taxfraud404.tumblr.com/post/680976946831769600/since-lovestruck-is-gone-and-im-missing-qot)

- first things first

- mc jett zoe and remy are the only ones who actually know about minecraft

- remy is the only one of them who dislikes it

- unless Niko joins

- then chaos

- after a TON of convincing on mainly mcs part the entire gilded poppy is in a server

- now on to how they all play

- nikolai i feel would be the only one actually trying to beat the game

- sure everyone else would help here and there but hes the only one devoted to finishing it

- remy will help niko at first then IMMEDIATELY start betraying him

- like remy would grief the living shit out of everyone but mainly niko

- zoe is the resident redstone god

- she helps at first by mining a ton but then disappears for like literal hours

- only to emerge with like 7 stacks of redstone dust and tons of gold and iron

- she would totally build an annoying door machine underneath nikos base just to fuck with him

- jett is the pvp legend

- he helps by getting the required items to defeat the game

- im talking ender pearls blaze rods you name it

- he has insane enchantments on his tools you cannot convince me otherwise

- leon just wants to farm

- he contributes to the effort with his crops and thats pretty much it

- he will lend a hand if you give him rare seeds and shit tho

- as soon as the world loads up for the first time leon is gathering saplings and seeds like no ones business

- vivienne is a master builder

- she will spend hours looking for a spruce forest just so she can recreate a cool house she saw on pintrest

- she watches those build tutorials and will stop at nothing to complete it block by block

- and finally mc

- oh boy

- mc is just a simp

- i feel like she would be willing to help out wherever help is needed but

- vivienne is mcs TOP priority (get it lol)

- vivienne needs spruce wood? mc is already thousands of blocks away looking for a forest

- vivienne needs tropical fish for an aquarium? mc drowned getting some

- i 100% believe that most of mcs deaths are unknowingly caused by vivienne

- like remy would see mc die in the nether trying to get glowstone or smth

- he would just walk up to vivienne and straight up ask her what being criminally negligent is like

- vivienne is just like "???wtf?"

- remy tries to explain that her requests are resulting in mcs many many MANY deaths

- she still has no clue what hes talking about

- speaking of deaths

- niko ignored the others (mc jett and zoe) advice and he dug straight down

- only to immediately fall into a massive cave and die

- he is made fun of C O N S T A N T L Y

- i feel like everyone (except leon) would die in some way that resulted in mockery

- also vivienne and leon would totally lose their shit when they hear about moss

- leon gets to grow it and vivienne gets mossy cobblestone

- the best win-win situation to ever exist

- back to death

- remy would die when he tried placing lava in nikos base for prank purposes (#gonewrong)

- zoe died in a cave trying to get redstone

- jett got blown up by a creeper

- and mc of course has died the most (95% of the time is unknowingly viviennes fault)

- "mc tried to swim in lava"

- "mc drowned"

- "mc was shot by a skeleton"

- ^happened on night 1 and she is still salty about it

- "mc suffocated in gravel" (trying to find moss for vivienne)

- "mc died to a witch" (cuz she tried stealing the witchs cauldron for vivienne)

- NOW ITS NETHER TIME

- zoe helps niko build the first nether portal on the server

- niko immediately masters piglin trading

- jett starts getting blaze rods

- zoe goes so she can build a nether highway to her base from spawn

- leon gathers as much nether wart as he can

- remy goes only to kill everyone

- vivienne took one step into the nether and then turned around and left

- "fuck this shit im out"

- mc goes so vivienne doesnt have to

- vivienne wants glowstone? mc dies from fall damage getting some

- vivienne wants quartz? mc gets slaughtered by a gang of piglins cuz she wasnt wearing gold

thats it for now but i will most likely make more later cuz boredom

[taxfraud404]

since lovestruck is gone and im missing qot, here’s the gilded poppy in minecraft (specifically mc, jett, zoe, and vivienne)

MC: vivienne where are you?

Vivienne: it says generating world

Zoe: sick

MC: i see you!

Vivienne: oh wow the textures

MC: shh it adds to the charm

Vivienne: it adds to my migraine

[protoni-deactivated20200602]

[hxlfa-blog]

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

[irishily]

I’m just going to REBLOG this all the fucking time

[thatspencerinthesky]

I SWEAR I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS.

[peoniespoppiesandowlsohmy]

This is not okay. Gender does not matter. Forcing someone will never be okay. Never.

[twofacetoo]

I’m looking at every single one of my 290+ followers right now, and I’m expecting you to reblog this.

[art-angelsz-deactivated20170721]

Hey I hope you all reblog this AND DON’T IGNORE THIS.

[cisnowflake]

Women can be just as abusive as men, despite what society tells you.

[illogical-bullshit]

This is the post that brought my attention to the abuse of men. I hope it can help someone else.

[wild-cat-144-deactivated2024022]

Someone who follows me better reblog this.

[conorpmaynard]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!

[sylveonroyalty]

P REACH!!!

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

She hits him and still thinks she’ll get some? Abusive AND dumb!

[z7rkive]

If you see this post then you need to STOP SCROLLING because you can look at the cute cat pictures later. REBLOG and spread the word because this is VERY IMPORTANT. Everyone should be aware that forcing someone and making them do things without their consent is wrong regardless of their gender.

[fallingofechoes-deactivated2022]

not only does she slap him but she kisses him?? that is sexual assault right there.

[goldenm00se]

Reblog👏my👏children👏bc👏this👏shit👏is👏really👏fucking👏real!!👏

[noimnotafagsilly]

I will personally punch that bitch if I ever see her

[kaispeakshermind]

Why is tumblr telling me I’ve already reblogged this, I swear I’ve never seen it before

Regardless, I’m reblogging it now bc it needs to be shared

[figlasagna-deactivated20211212]

This is super important. Anybody can be the abuser, and it can be more subtle that that. Always be careful.

[make-loki-happy-again]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[tome-itwas]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[best-of-reblogs]

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

This is made exclusively to punish Alexander Hamilton for getting this song stuck in my head.

[chongoblog]

SONGS/SOURCES USED

“We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from Encanto

“Shape Of You” by Ed Sheeran

“Wait (The Whisper Song)” by Ying Yang Twins

“Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson ft. [REDACTED] Mars

“Low” by Flo Rida [in the style of “We Don’t Talk About Apple Bottom Jeans” by Sawtooth Memes]

“Rat’s Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985

“MAD RAT, ALIVE?” by Camelia

“Fear and Delight” by The Correspondents

“She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5

“Hey Soul Sister" by Train

Troll 2

[chongoblog]

I am

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