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UMMMM ARE Y'ALL AWARE THAT VADER’S “BE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE ON YOUR ASPIRATIONS” IS A *DOUBLE* PUN
@stripperanakin
Actually, there’s yet another definition of aspiration.
The medical definition of aspiration is to inhale a foreign object, aka choking.
Meaning Vader made a triple pun.
My dad saw Rogue One yesterday and then told me that he has even more appreciation for Vader now because “he choked a man pretty much just to make a really good pun”.
Vad joke.
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
Australia’s reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don’t even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’ were sassing me.
Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for ‘go fuck yourself’ and if you weren’t using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they’d take it to mean you hated them.
100% true.
the difference between “‘scuse me” and “excuse me” is a fistfight
See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if you’ve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.
By which I mean: if you’ve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you can’t then call a hated politician something that’s (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then it’s acceptable to go big (”The PM’s a total cockstain!”) at the outset.
Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckin’ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckin’ mad cunt means you’re literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA.
case in point: the ‘Howard DJs like a mad cunt’ meme.
I recommend this bloody good article by Mark Di Stefano of Buzzfeed Australia about the origin of John Howard’s DJ skills: We Found The Guy Behind Australia’s Greatest Ever Meme.
1. I work for the Australian National Audit Office as a federal performance analyst and literally everyone in the office refers to each other by their first name. Even the Auditor-General gets called by his first name, and he’s an independent officer of the Parliament, appointed by the Governor-General on the recommendation of the Joint Committee of Public Accounts and Audit (JCPAA) and the Prime Minister.
2. This is like the fourth time I’ve reblogged this due to additional A+ commentary.
This is wild, haha!
Stylo Pen = Kylo Ren’s Evil/Fabulous Cousin.
I had to draw this.
I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things:
and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip
okay but that is a BONEr right there
8-02-99 submitted: I found this weird ass strawberry and she looks like a small magical being/gremlin
a trickster spirit
This is a fantastic logo.
wow that rly is
This is the best piece of graphic design I’ve ever seen.
Although, this picture takes on a new meaning when you realize Swan&Mallard can be shortened to S&M
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*holds up plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN
#unfortunately i understood all of this
i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh
This happens way too much for me now but all I can do is smile and nod because if I say something I’m automatically a sjw and my words are dismissed.
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
I always misread it as “Santa’s asshole” and it makes it even better
Sorry @wingscanspeak, it seems like this just keeps coming back. Forever. Every christmas.
To the 5% of people in Arizona who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 11 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 3% of people in Florida who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 29 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 5.5% of people in Michigan who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 16 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 5% of people in New Hampshire who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 4 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 3.3% of people in Pennsylvania who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 20 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
To the 5.7% of people in Wisconsin who voted 3rd party- if you had voted for Hillary, that’s 10 electoral votes that would have gone to her.
Total, that is 90 electoral votes. As I type this, Hillary needs 61 to win.
Please just let that sink in for a second.
Hillary would’ve been elected right now, at this very moment, if instead of you protesting your vote, had just voted for her. She would EASILY be President.
You KNEW 3rd party candidates didn’t stand a chance. You were told. But instead, you had to vote for them anyways, and guess what?
You screwed us over. Congratulations.
I hope that feeding your “both candidates are bad” superiority complex is worth a Trump presidency.
This is dumb. You think everyone who voted third party would have voted for Hillary? That’s naive for you to think that. They could have easily voted for trump. America needs to get out of the two party system and this is a step in the right direction. Now the 15,000 votes that went to Harambe you can be mad all you want.
Not only naive to think that third party voters would have voted for Hillary instead of Trump otherwise, apparently these people don’t give a shit about democracy or freedom of choice. They will praise it as the people’s will when they win, but diss it and blame other people of free will that weren’t on their side when they lose.
Originally posted by apotterthing
I’ve never seen anyone reach as much as Hillary
👀<=== Rollin em
REACH
lets call her Hillareach Clinton
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Um guys Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back. Like from an article about what they ate in the white house in the 90s it says that she had 100 different kinds of hot sauce and she’s really big into chili peppers and eats raw jalapenos
So it may or may not be what she thinks black people are doing but it’s definitely what she’s doing.
this is not a new thing
she is just really really into peppers
OK me pulling receipts for Hillary’s love of spicy food is like the least weird thing to happen in 2016, but I’ve found some more: but here’s her belief in eating raw peppers as of 2008 and here is her always bringing Tabasco sauce on official trips
And here is a slate article pointing out that if she predicted this particular Beyonce song that far back and started carrying hot sauce so that she could try and seem cool twenty years later then she should be president based on her foresight alone.
hillary hot sauce receipts
never thought I’d read the sentence “Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back”
Hillary needs to stop trying to present herself as everybody’s cool grandma and start presenting herself as the stone cold bitch who’s gonna make uncomfortable, unbroken eye contact with Putin as she unblinkingly bites into a raw habanero
reblogging for that last comment
chubby but mathematically perfect
Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it
Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness
what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss?
possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich
The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.
1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.
this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.
There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.
You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.
the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?
The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day). Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers. If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day. Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.
that sounds doable! our goal is now clear
ok but why tho?
if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it
I’m sorry but…that isn’t going to cut it, guys.
It’s not just rainfall directly over Loch Ness that ends up in Loch Ness; it’s rainfall over the whole catchment area (called a watershed in American English), which is apparently 1775km2, and works out at 3.03 extra litres per person per day (assuming 7.3 billion).
Still, it’s only 1.7 billion people needed every day to keep on top of the problem, leaving the remaining 5.6 billion people needing 102 days to take care of the reservoir.
There’s also the inflow from the tributaries to the Loch. Some of this - the rainfall - will already be included in the rainfall. Any ground sources (springs) will be extra on top of that, though, and I can’t find any useful data on those.
“Brown eyes are so plain and ugly you can’t even compare them to gems like emerald and saph-”
Stop.
Carnelian
Cairngorm
Cassiterite
Smoky Quartz
Zircon (brown)
Citrine
Diaspore
Dravite
Enstatite
Hessonite
That’s not even all of GORGEOUS BROWN GEMS THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Just like there are a lot of beautiful brown gems they’re a lot of BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. BROWN IS A GORGEOUS COLOR. Start treating it like one.
finally i know how to describe my oc’s carnelian orbs
Plus the great range of fancy brown (champagne, cognac, and chocolate) diamonds:
and the range of amber:
topaz:
garnet:
tiger’s eye:
god there are so many beautiful brown gems, describe your orbs with care and precision
Whenever I read up on Norse myths I’m all ‘WHOA VIKINGS WERE WEIRD’. And then I go to AO3 and see a dolphin AU and realise they aren’t weird, they’re just like us.
And now I’m imagining a thousand years ago, some women around a fire, and one of them’s all “And then Loki and Angrboða had another baby, and this one was a massive snake.”
And the second is all “UGH, HILDA, NO. That sounds ridiculous. Loki would never cheat on Sigyn.”
And Hilda’s all “Whatever, Ingrid: no concrit! Don’t like, don’t read! But you write Loki completely OOC, he doesn’t care about Sigyn at all! She’s so boring anyway. He’s a trickster. He’s way too busy having sex to give a shit about.”
“NO WAY HE LOVES HER.”
“If you keep going on about your OTP I’m going to make him fuck a horse next time. And he’ll be the one having the babies!”
And Ingrid stomps off to write about Loki and Sigyn having beautiful, meaningful sex where they stare lovingly at each other.
And then a third woman is all, “Hilda all your fic is about Loki’s dick. Why don’t you write about women occasionally??”
And Hilda is like, “Ugh, Brigida, write your own.”
And then Brigida is all, “FINE, I WILL. AND I’M GIVING HEIMDALL NINE MOMS.”
so apparently while Padmé’s handmaidens were training in “handmaiden bootcamp”, Padmé went and joined in on the training pretending to be a handmaiden too to get to know the girls better, and then later revealed herself to actually be Queen Amidala so basically “hi i’m padmé the radar technician”
#i heard padme had an 8 pack (via @lostacanthus)
I’m crying
But pretending to be the Queen was one of the major jobs of a handmaiden so:
I bet there was at least one handmaiden who looked at her when she revealed herself and said, “Oh, yeah, I’m Queen Amidala too. We’re all Queen Amidala. That’s why we’re here.” and then was immediately promoted to top handmaiden for A+ skepticism.
My interwebz is down so I figured I’d go ahead and post this up. I’m really proud of this. For my Screen Design class, we had to take a fairytale and retell it in however we wanted in storyboard form. I chose the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Just as a heads-up, I’ve replaced the bears with Ursa Major/Ursa Minor, the constellation based on a bear.
I could always tell the story myself, but I figured I should let the art do the talking and only answer questions if you’re curious about it. The only hint I’ll give is to pay attention to the faces of the characters. ;D
This sucker took me 3 days to work on. I’m dead, man. ;_;
no. you didn’t just…
NO IM NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
This is not fine.
