Just your Average Tumblr-er

Hello there~ I reblog stuff mostly from the Teen Wolf fandom but once in a while, others too like Spn or Marvel. If you do follow me, please send me a message, coz I've got a few virus blogs following me :(

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[cursebook]

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

[scarybabe]

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

[rvnholm]

Could use some money right now.

[gothiccharmschool]

Sometimes I reblog prosperity spell memes. Because why not?

[musinvenusian]

Reblogging again cause a bitch needs it

[heroicnappyboy-deactivated20180]

One day it will work 😍

[gaypeopletwitter]

[positively-queer]

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

[countrygirlil2015]

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

[systlin]

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

[arirashkae]

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

[blame-my-muses]

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

[river-rider-with-cats-deactivat]

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

[thenudewitchofthenorth]

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

[everyonesfavoritegayguy-deactiv]

… why does this read like one of those weird survey ads?

[hashtagloveloses]

SYMBROCK CONFIRMED

[ahaze]

Update:

[viinria-deactivated20190616]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[azkaabanter]

Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!

Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”

[justdrarryme]

The fucking accuracy though. 

[sterek-helinski]

Oh gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[otterlyardent]

Canon: And though they loved each other endlessly, they grew apart and married other people, left forever questioning what could have been.

Fanfic: Well, here’s 179 chapters of what could’ve been. 

[l8nit-l0vr-deactivated20181219]

Canon: they hated each other for years and still hated each other after the credits

Fanfic: but the angsty sex was phanominal and their deepest darkest secret

[summerdiary]

DADDYHUNT: THE SERIAL | All Episodes BJ Gruber and Jim Newman star in the Daddyhunt app’s new original content series, taking a fresh, positive look at modern intergenerational relationships.

[123029393]

Visit Original Link

[nintendonut1]

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

[dominateur-deactivated20141110]

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

[dippidy]

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

[gingeronast1ck]

dude holy shit you’re right.

[venandum]

IT’S SO CRISP MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN

[read-me-loud-and-queer]

I’m crying…

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is literally the clearest audio post on tumblr

[fofynha-deactivated20210207]

NETFLIX POSTED THIS ON TWITTER

[pipis-envy]

Please watch Lost In Space

[mintstermonsters]

Embrace it, Netflix. Just let it gooooo. You made a hot robot. And it’s awesome.

[teradoration]

Robot is hot, confirmed

[teddy-the-yeti]

How does one cope with homophobic parents?

[scienceshenanigans]

[immaplatypus]

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

[eggscelsior]

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

[whitmerule]

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

[soft-sunflower]

Just gonna leave this here… 

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[miscellanieux-deactivated201905]

Like the scene in the pic can only happen if multilingual person is very, very tired. Like, 3am tired. My friend was staying at up late with her American friend, American asked her something and my friend responded in full Spanish. It was 5am.

But it’s not cause “it’s hard to switch back.”

[indecentdrawer]

What language do you speak and what do you say when you’ve accidentally hurt yourself (e.g. “ouch”)?

[teddy-the-yeti]

In chinese, we mostly say “Aiyo,” for ouch, but that word can also mean “oops” too xD

[thefickleone]

Do you ever read a fanfic that is just so good it just sticks with you into days or even weeks after you’ve read it. Like you could be sitting in class or alone in your room and suddenly you’re just like, wow, that was a really good fanfic. Like it was really good.  

[brianthuff]

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

[phillillillip]

“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”

“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”

“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”

“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”

“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”

“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”

“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”

“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”

[mousathe14]

I CANT BREATHE