... Because titles are for witty people ...

Lesbians, nerds, and giggles- oh my!

[prokopetz]

Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

I guess I just can't find it in myself to care all that much about the annual summertime leg shaving discourse this year. We've got bigger fish to fry, you know?

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Can we start talking about reproductive rights again? Or the wage gap? Remember when we used to talk about the wage gap on this website? Menstrual supply costs and availability? Pink tax? Glass ceiling? Glass cliff? Literally anything else besides leg hair?

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[mysharona1987]

[byjove]

LINDSEY GRAHAM GONE!!!!!!!!

[byjove]

HE’S DEAD DEAD DEAD

[dogpuppy]

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[therapatical]

queer discourse final boss

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[offshoreoilrig]

istheveilbetweenworldsthinrightnow.com

Veil status: normal

Tomorrow's veil: normal to thick

Download the app for convenient, ad-free updates on the invisible barrier separating the material realm from the astral plane

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[shmreduplication]

If anyone hasn't been following the world cup news:

US's team captain was given a red card by a ref, meaning he had to sit out the rest of that game and the following one against Belgium

Trump reached out to FIFA to overrule it. I think technically they delayed punishment to have him sit out a future game but not this one

US gets to have their team captain for the game against Belgium

Soccer games at this level are famously low-scoring, with 1:1 and 1:0 being the most common final scores

Belgium completely destroys the US team, winning 4:1

the Belgium team does a victory dance making fun of Trump's double fisting dance move

[residentevildash-moved]

you can hardly tell i had unmedicated adhd in middle school

[crowboy-bebop]

oh my fucking god

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop