... Because titles are for witty people ...

Lesbians, nerds, and giggles- oh my!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[queerboggirl]

i just called the hospital apparently they're waiting for the tumblr sexyman contest to finish before they turn off mitch mcconnell's life support

[taumoeba]

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[byjove]

me if I was an archeologist working on the Tumulus of Bougon: we gotta get the hell out of here. yeah. I’m sorry. excavation canceled.

[prokopetz]

Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

I guess I just can't find it in myself to care all that much about the annual summertime leg shaving discourse this year. We've got bigger fish to fry, you know?

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Can we start talking about reproductive rights again? Or the wage gap? Remember when we used to talk about the wage gap on this website? Menstrual supply costs and availability? Pink tax? Glass ceiling? Glass cliff? Literally anything else besides leg hair?

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[mysharona1987]

[byjove]

LINDSEY GRAHAM GONE!!!!!!!!

[byjove]

HE’S DEAD DEAD DEAD

[dogpuppy]

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[therapatical]

queer discourse final boss

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success