animal crossing is my life

♐/Bisexual/Australian

[goldenphantasmagoria]

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

[magicratfingers]

how can you tell

[mtfoss]

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

[kristina100000]

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

[starjasmines]

women matter.

[kristina100000]

sorry

[devilmns]

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

[devilmns]

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

[yoshifruit]

Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.

[betagrove]

Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn't real. So I don't think she's gonna listen to that.

[yoshifruit]

[gayprometheus]

You guys know that John Mulaney bit

[judestims]

🛸| asmr.alisa

[loveamongthesailors]

Me preparing a meal for my pet gamer

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[satomichi]

♥ ♥ ♥

[wayneradiotv]

me after watching this

[hashtagloveloses]

people are writing avengers AUs, david tennant is all over tumblr, and everyone is talking about dan howell…finally it is once again 2012. i can be at peace.

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[anemonequeen-moved]

[arctrooperfivesass]

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

I think about this video every waking moment

[byrd-with-teeth-deactivated2021]

[assiraphales]

I love crowley but he was drinking his dumb bitch juice about the whole holy water thing. he goes into a church for probably the first time in his life in 1941, sees and comments on how the h water it’s just out unguarded, considers it an outlier, and decides a few decades later to plan an elaborate scheme so he can steal some………bby boy………

[assiraphales]

crowley, 1941: I can just Walk? into this church? there’s no GUARDS? None ?? where are the holy men protecting the holy water !? it’s ALL alone in EMPTY churches that are NOT locked?

crowley, 1970: the only way to get holy water is to have a very detailed plan w at least four people involved & it is all very complex

[voidofthestars]

Listen he did that elaborate nonsense just to get Aziraphale’s attention, that’s why he met w those people in Soho of all places

[assiraphales]

crowley, yelling into a megaphone: I’m about to do something VERY stupid. I’ve been given no other option than to rob a CHURCH. it would be an absolute shame if someone, anyone, perhaps an ANGEL were to stop me

[harryswitchteats-deactivated201]

a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t  like it

me: 

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[garrus-vakkarian]

what if texas just like……. kept going

[garrus-vakkarian]

Now Presenting: Texas Plus

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]