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@textpost-trash
Marion: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Sean: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind
Marion: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Jean: *not looking up from her book* Edible.
Harry: hey dads, I have a problem. I’m in love with a redhead but also with a rude slytherin
James: *glancing nervously at Reg* well… this is awkward
Reg: *glaring pointedly at James* looks like it’s in the Potter genes
sirius and regulus are eavesdropping on their parents while they’re discussing politics, and are texting each other whatever they hear.
sirius: did she just say that voldy’s going to enforce a marshmallow?
regulus: a martial law, you gormless git.
lily: what’s the hardest thing for you to say??
james: i was wrong
remus: i need help
peter: no
sirius: worcestershire sauce
jaskier: You’re cute when you’re angry
geralt: well, in that case, I’m about to become really fucking adorable
Regulus: [turning to his cousins and brother] Which side of the family do I look more like? Mum’s or Dad’s?
Sirius:
Andromeda:
Bellatrix:
Narcissa: Who’s going to tell him
Sirius: I look up to you a lot.
Remus:
Remus:
Remus: is it because you’re short?
Sirius: okay, you know what? Fuck you
Remus: it wouldn’t kill you to be nice to your mother once in a while.
Sirius: you don’t know that.
Robin: *banging on the door* Billy, Open up!
Billy: well, it all started when my parents relationship went to shit-
Nancy: no. She meant the do-
Steve: no! Let him finish!
James: Hello people who don't live here
Sirius: Hey
Remus: Sup?
Peter: Hi
Lily: Guys, we gave you a key for emergencies!
Sirius: We were out of doritos
Remus: James thinks he’s so smart. He says that onions are the only food that make you cry.
Remus: So I carved ‘Lily doesn’t love you’ into a watermelon.
Remus: Then I threw it at him.
Remus: He’s still crying on the toilet.
Steve: people always ask me how I manage the team.
Steve: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning, Bucky called my name, and when I showed up to see what's going on, Sam shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Geralt: I don't have a boyfriend.
Kidnapper: Then who is this guy that won't stop signing songs about your muscular thighs?
Geralt: Oh fuck you have Jaskier...
Remus: We need to have a talk about your professionalism
Sirius, standing on top of a table with James and Peter: Those are some mighty brave words from a guy standing in lava
20 text posts to 2020 (12/20)
Sirius: I’ve finally quit drinking for good
Sirius: I now drink for evil!
Nat: What you listening to?
Nat: *grabs headphones*
Clint: No wai–
Nat:
Clint:
Audiobook: It was at this time that Christopher Robin told his friends that the honey had run out. “Oh bother!” exclaimed Pooh.
Klaus: I accidentally broke one of Diego's knives, how long do you think I'll live?
Five: Ten.
Klaus: Ten what?
Five: Nine.
