funny textposts

I reblog my favourite textposts in the hope of making someone laugh

[coolcatbot-deactivated20150628]

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

[patchouli-rolling]

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

[detectivejakeperalta]

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[robotticellis]

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

[pagingme]

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

my brother left because there was no room on the chair

[automatically]

Kylie Jenner, so cute as a baby

[blaackversace]

💀

[lunazes]

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

[commelavague-deactivated2016022]

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

[noahsegans]

so i’m watching the first Silent Hill and noticed my cat was too

here he is digging it

and here he is not digging it anymore

[i-wanna-be-stereotyped]

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

[classy-kate]

Someone finally said it

[textpostsftw-blog]

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via thepantser)

[necrophilofthefuture]

i never tag my queued posts because i want you guys to always question whether or not I’m actually online. maybe this post is queued. maybe I’m on a plane to france. idk. mysterious.

[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx7]

That weird jealousy you feel when someone claims to be in love with your favorite character

[thatderpyprincess]

[draqonight]

when someone you don’t really care about snapchats you