My Shitty Gay Space I Never Use

Not all traps are gay but this one sure as fuck is. (He/They, 23)

[sm64mario]

Hello, Sony. This is Super Mario.

We have finally, finally, FINALLY surpass the PS2'a lifetime sales with'a the Nintendo Switch

if you'a pull ANYMORE SALES NUMBERS out of you'a butthole I'a gonna GO INTO YOUR HEADQUARTERS AND

[callmezeta]

mario you cant say that...

[sm64mario]

Mario would like to issue a public apology to Sony Interactive Entertainment LLC (SIE) for his'a disparaging remarks about the PlayStation 2. The PlayStation 2 is an excellent console with'a classics such as Dragon Quest 8 (playable on'a 3DS), Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (playable on'a 3DS), and all those'a others ones I'a too angry to'a type out right now. My opinions do not represent the opinions of'a Nintendo Co., Ltd. In fact, these'a not even my opinions at all! My opinions are that Mario love'a video games of all kinds, and'a video game consoles of'a all kinds! And Mario not SEETHING IN RAGE over'a trying to beat this'a stupid lifetime sales record for the past'a NINE YEARS OR SO.

Thank you for you'a time.

[wigfucker]

:3

[drfunkbeat]

me when i eat certain foods such as soup or ice cream

[writingdose]

one of the best feelings tbh

[katebeckets]

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[marsupials-of-mars]

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

[jessica-problems]

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

[sunburnt-brian]

[sreegs]

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

[tranquilovos]

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[homunculus-argument]

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[cassettecolonthree]

if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef

[pangur-and-grim]

his heart wasn't in it today. he was only playing with the stick to appease me

[pangur-and-grim]

I was FOOLED! there are two chocolate sables in the litter - it's just that one has a mask!

I'm still rooting for the lefthand one, which I've already decided is Brutus (hasn't even opened her eyes yet.....take your time, queen). but maybe I should name the others too, just in case Brutus is backflipping off the walls when I visit while the others are sitting like perfect puppy angels. chocolate-sable-with-mask-puppy can be Marbas.

[pangur-and-grim]

I'll name the non-chocolates too, because I could still pick one of them. the shaded sable can be Viper and the red sable can be Butch.

[pangur-and-grim]

very, very rough estimates of how they'll look as adults. it's hard to know how light the silvering will make them, but this is how other dogs with their colourations have ended up

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user