Resident Wizard

(They/them) Uhhhh, idk what to put here. Asks begging for money will be immediately blocked and deleted, I'm a broke college student, I do not have the energy or money for this

[that-one-wizard-tm]

While you were having sex, I was busy

✨Pondering the orb✨

[elzorton]

Samalamadingdong

EDIT: tiny Sam pngs are in a reblog for all your needs

[sabertoothwalrus]

for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.

So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Let’s put the mole interest effect to the test.

[that-one-wizard-tm]

ILY MOLE INTEREST

[whichcouldmeanothing]

Toy Story 2 (1999) dir. John Lasseter | Game Changer 7x08 "Fool's Gold" (2025)

[dropoutposts]

Are you fucking kidding me

[that-one-wizard-tm]

Circe they could never make me hate you

[that-one-wizard-tm]

Reblogging this bc I also just read Circe by Madeleine Miller and the point still stands

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[kingjoohooney]

WHAT THE FUCK

[yeen-beanz]

Dear god it’s beautiful

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

This shouldn’t work as well as it does

[that-one-wizard-tm]

amazing incredible

[blackbackedjackal]

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

[that-one-wizard-tm]

THE FISHIES LIKE LOOKING AT US JUST AS MUCH AS WE LIKE LOOKING AT THEM 😭😭😭

[weirdmageddon]

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

[changelingsrule]

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm…

[mrevaunit42]

Every band member ever: Music that was clearly composed by someone who doesn’t know how human fingers work? yeah alright, let me warm up. 

[stars-for-thought]

I need this

Like the full concert or a copy of the audio I can download

[stars-for-thought]

Oh look, I found it!

https://youtu.be/2vHERvHx26A

[official-lucifers-child]

new favourite thing to listen to: literally exactly what i’ve been looking for my entire life

[cerothenull]

Music Producer Alex Moukala did a whole video on just why this is so impressive

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

same energy as the people who made Fifth Element being like “the diva’s song is done using editing because it’s meant to be impossible for normal human vocal cords, no human could change between these notes so quickly” and opera singers immediately taking that as a challenge

[rainbowangel110]

@existencebringsonlypain

[existencebringsonlypain]

yea have you not seen this? they even have a toby they put in the middle, it’s great. and I’m pretty sure they foreshadowed deltarune at the end if I remember right

[rainbowangel110]

I knew there was an orchestra version but I didn’t know it was like THIS

[themaninyourcomputer]

I love you, George Takei.

[siesffuts]

@that-one-wizard-tm

[that-one-wizard-tm]

ILY GEORGE TAKEI

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

[westiec]

oh whoops, did we forget to tell you? there’s a quote in The Good Neighbor where Mr. Rogers talked about being attracted to both men and women

[shy-marker-pliers]

FRED ROGERS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE

[shy-marker-pliers]

WOOOO

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bicon

[subversivecynic]

Fred Rogers was perfect, we were lucky to have him, and I will strenuously argue it but not actual fight over it because I think it would make him sad

[that-one-wizard-tm]

Mr. Rogers ily

[disgustinggf]

[ches-nogat]

Huh

[official-boob-posts]

Virginia state flag beloved

[that-one-wizard-tm]

Circe they could never make me hate you

[maxgilardi-deactivated20250515]

never ever ever gets old

[that-one-wizard-tm]

shitty tv show idea: House, but instead of medical diagnostics, it's IT.

[saintfelina]

[hexenmond]

Image description: a tweet by divinelydaria.

saw an inspiring video that said you need to have 4 hobbies.

create, consume, cavort, commune

create: bring something to life consume: appreciate the art of another cavort: move your body daily commune: have a community to socialize with

end image description.

[that-one-wizard-tm]

ODYSSEUS IS THE ULTIMATE WIFE GUY, NEXT QUESTION