a little identity never hurt nobody

but lately you've been focusing too much on yourself

[polkadotmotmot]

Emily Simmons - Curiosity at the Fountain, 2026 - Aquarelle, watercolour on canvas

[gaypeople]

I tried to paint alternatives. Lucid what ifs. Wear a different suit the night you meet Lestat at the Fair Play. Snatch the piece of candy back from the barber when you're seven years old. Would I have been stronger sooner? Would I have resisted Lestat two decades later? Snatch the candy! Be the man in the different suit. But the suit changes nothing, and again... I'm kissing Lestat on the altar.

[cruisefessions]

“My obsession with Tom has been so bad that I've had to take Ashwagandha to try and calm it down. It only worked a little bit before I've had to stop it. (You can't take it after two months daily)

That's the power of Tom Cruise. Not even that fucking stops him.”

[turochamp]

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

[uglygirlstatus]

sorry I had to draw this

[parkayquarts]

i really cannot stand the character archetype in film of the "unpopular nerdy ugly girl" being portrayed by the most conventionally attractive, thin, clear-skinned actress ever you cannot tell me that amanda goddamn seyfried was some fugly lesbigay loser as a foil to megan fox you cannot tell me beloved babyfaced winona ryder was a social outcast at her school you cannot convince me that rachel sennott and ayo edebiri are notoriously "ugly, untalented gays" even riverdale lampshaded this by fully acknowledging that cheryl shouldnt have starred as carrie in the school play and it shouldve been ethel cause ethel is The Fat One Nobody Likes and ethel even IS chubby enough that you could actually consider her "fat" but she's still an acceptably Cute type of fat but in the end she STILL gets denied the role anyway. real ugly and/or fat girls are straight up not allowed to exist on camera even when the narrative tells you they're there they're not actually there. im just so tired. where is the acne. [flinging myself against the walls of my padded cell] where is the acne where is the acne wwhere is the fucking acne

[weardes]

twiirrl, twiiirrrl

[butchniqabi]

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[suziewoosy]

hey have u considered how men might feel about that? u have to include men. men can't be excluded. hey it hurts men when ur mean to them did u know that. what u said was rly hurtful to men, can u prostrate urself before everyone i know and apologize? with tears. okay i know u apologized but u were still mean to men so we're gonna beat the fuck out of u.

[reputayswift]

love the journey he goes on here

[1nterspace-2]

A quick illustration of my favorite lesbian space necromancer <3

[maezanilla]

Crown prince Kiriona Gaia, saddest girl in the world

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[drbased]

what the fuck do you mean we all ignored it

[victusinveritas]

[pusheen-the-radical]

all the information trickling out about taylor swift’s wedding is just getting increasingly more bizarre. what do you mean they were married by adam sandler? because ‘grown ups’ is probs travic kelce’s favourite movie?? its actuallly so sad that this incredibly high achieving woman who’s set all these records, made all this money and is definitely the bigger name in the relationship could still have such an unstable sense of herself, and how much she still caters to the men in her life. because you know that if she were marrying jo alwyn it would be in some remote castle in britain and the officiant (who definitely was not adam sandler) would have read medieval poetry. but because she’s marrying mr ohio mcpigskin she had a tacky party in maddison square garden (????? like really???? they made her some space in the schedule between the billy joel concerts and the basketball games?) and had adam sandler officiate. jesus fucking christ.