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LOTR20Â / day 7 / 17th december /Â the anniversary of the return of the king
Things I didn't know I needed to know
is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription
will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe
This buttery, chamomile tea-scented loaf is a sweet pop symphony, the Abba of cakes. A pot of flowery, just-brewed chamomile isnât required for drinking with slices of this tender loaf but is strongly recommended. In life and in food, you always need balance: A sip or two of the grassy, herbal tea between bites of this cake counters the sweetness, as do freeze-dried strawberries, which lend tartness and a naturally pink hue to the lemony glaze. This everyday loaf will keep on the counter for 3 to 4 days; be sure the cut side is always well wrapped.
Ingredients Yield: One 9-inch loaf œ cup/115 grams unsalted butter 2 tablespoons/6 grams chamomile tea (from 4 to 6 tea bags), crushed fine if coarse 1 cup/240 milliliters whole milk Nonstick cooking spray 1 cup/200 grams granulated sugar œ teaspoon coarse kosher salt 2 large eggs 1 large lemon 2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 1œ cups/192 grams all-purpose flour 1 cup/124 grams confectionersâ sugar œ cup/8 grams freeze-dried strawberries
Preparation Step 1 In a small saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon chamomile to a large mixing bowl. Pour the hot melted butter over the chamomile and stir. Set aside to steep and cool completely, about 1 hour. Step 2 Use the same saucepan (without washing it out) to bring the milk to a simmer over medium-high heat, keeping watch so it doesnât boil over. Remove from the heat, and stir the remaining 1 tablespoon chamomile into the hot milk. Set aside to steep and cool completely, about 1 hour. Step 3 Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 9-by-5-inch loaf pan with the nonstick cooking spray and line with parchment paper so the long sides of the pan have a couple of inches of overhang to make lifting the finished cake out easier. Step 4 Add the sugar and salt to the bowl with the butter, and whisk until smooth and thick, about 1 minute. Add the eggs, 1 at a time, vigorously whisking to combine after each addition. Zest the lemon into the bowl; add the baking powder and vanilla, and whisk until incorporated. Add the flour and stream in the milk mixture while whisking continuously until no streaks of flour remain. Step 5 Transfer the batter to the prepared pan and bake until a skewer or cake tester inserted in the center comes out clean (a few crumbs are OK, but you should see no wet batter), 40 to 45 minutes. Cool in the pan on a rack for 30 minutes. Step 6 While the cake cools, make the icing: Into a medium bowl, squeeze 2 tablespoons juice from the zested lemon, then add the confectionersâ sugar. Place the dehydrated strawberries in a fine-mesh sieve set over the bowl and, using your fingers, crush the brittle berries and press the red-pink powder through the sieve and into the sugar. (The more you do this, the redder your icing will be.) Whisk until smooth. Step 7 If needed, run a knife along the edges of the cake to release it from the pan. Holding the 2 sides of overhanging parchment, lift the cake out and place it on a plate, cake stand or cutting board. Discard the parchment. Pour the icing over the cake, using a spoon to push the icing to the edges of the cake to encourage the icing to drip down the sides dramatically. Cool the cake completely and let the icing set.
We out here torrenting recipes now? Reblog
has this one been done yet
Some character designs with someâŠatypical color choices? I guess. I donât know whatâs going on in that area.
This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesnât have a name yet, Iâm working on that). Nimona is his sidekick/squire, theyâre like the Batman and Robin of slightly Medieval villains, but sheâs actually way more evil than him. He does what he does to make a point, and he doesnât really want anyone get hurt - Nimona just gets a kick out of destroying stuff.
Iâm going to attempt to make a two page comic with them? Weâll see how this goes.
This was tagged #homework and posted in December 2011.
I love how all of the Batman villains are like âah heâs not at the manor, itâs defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
Batmanâs Villains: The butler will be easy prey!
Heâs just an old manâŠhe doesnât have any of the Batmanâs gadgets or training or fighting skills!
Alfred: Oh my youâre right
Thereâs something else of Master Bruceâs I donât have as well
(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING
Batmanâs Villains: Wayne isnât here to save you old man!
Alfred:
Alfred is the original âCall an ambulance â but not for meâ
@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this
Bruce: I have a code.
Alfred: And I have a gun.
Bruce: time to remove the guns.
Alfred: good fucking luck.
Iâve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnetâs addition and found that it deserves a reblog.
alfred is so incredibly real for this i cannot express it in words.
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"
Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post
Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
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This guy's blood has as much alcohol as an actual beer. Imagine if a vampire took a bite into that and woke up the next night having to try to retrace everything that happened The Hangover style.
This is the dude that hired the clown
i love that you can just say âthis is the the dude that hired the clownâ AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.
I used to be a grader and an occasional substitute prof for an introductory astronomy lab. That means that the majority of the people in this lab are only taking it because itâs a requirement and about half of them think itâs an astrology class.
I was grading midterms and this one girl. She was so nice and I think she was a business major. Fuck. The question on the midterm was to draw a diagram of the solar system and this poor girl. This fucking girl had drawn a Mars-centric solar system. As in every planet and the sun were orbiting Mars. I now actually have a custom Cards Againsy Humanity card I got at a con that says âA Mars-centric solar systemâ
I had a boy argue with me that there was liquid water on the moon (this was around when they had found liquid water on Mars in ~2015) and he wouldnât believe me that he likely meant Mars and not the moon. After I marked his answer to the relevant lab question wrong, he took it to the department head who had promptly laughed him out of the office.
And there was another boy who, during a lab in our observatory where we would look at certain things in the sky, asked where the sun was. At 10pm in November. After some questioning it was revealed that he thought the moon and the sun were the same thing.
My friend, whom I love dearly, found out that the moon orbits the earth as a 20-year-old in an upper-level political science class, and was utterly and completely flabbergasted. When questioned, her defense was that she doesnât have anything to do with the moon, so why would she have needed to know?
i was once talking to a friend of mine about how at that point in time you could see mars, jupiter, and venus at the same time, which was pretty cool, and she said âwhereâs pluto? wait, it was destroyedâ and thatâs how i found out that my friend, who is in her third year of a medical degree, thought that pluto stopped being a planet because it was eaten by a black hole.
When i was in physics class my sophomore year of high school, the teacher drew a simplified diagram of a person standing on the planet earth as part of the explanation for how it was initially discovered that the earth was round. And one girl sitting in the class said âwait⊠we live on the OUTSIDE???â she had spent her whole life thinking that the earth was a hollow sphere and that we lived on the inner walls of it
i had a coworker in his early twenties who, when i mentioned seeing admiring how bright mars was that morning on the drive to work, laughed and said âmars? like the planet?â and i was like âyeah mars the planet. it looks like a very bright star, it was supposed to be extra bright and close lately.â and he got quiet and oddly worried and he said, quietly, carefully, ââŠare planets⊠real?â like he was checking to see if i was completely insane.
i experienced a brief moment of crisis and said back âyes. planets are real. did youâŠ. think they werenât real?â and he looked even more disturbed and said, âno. theyâre just made up for movies and shit, right?â and i was totally horrified by this point and said âplanets are real. the solar system has nine of them. the universe has billions of them. we make up fictional planets for movies but there are definitely real planets that actually exist.â
he said, like he sincerely thought i was fucking with him, âhow do you know planets are real?â
i said, âiâve seen them. iâve seen saturn through a telescope. you can go outside right now and see mars and venus in the sky. i swear that planets are a real thing.â
he said, muttering now, âwell, maybe thatâs just what you think.â
the conversation did not get any better from there.
Was at the planetarium once and overheard two middle aged women talking about the flat earth theory. One of them said that she thinks they have a point because âif the world was round youâd be able to cut off a lot of flight time going south [over Antarctica] to get to London [from Australia].â
She thought the arctic and Antarctic were the same place, that north and south on the flat map were connected the same way the eastern and western edges are.
at work, I was showing this woman a lunar calendar (normal calendar that shows you what each dayâs moon phase is for the year) and she asked me, âare these things, y'know, accurate?â she was fully convinced that the moon phases were mysterious, unpredictable occurrences and any attempts to track them were akin to horoscope predictions. I was so taken aback I could only respond, âyes⊠scientists are pretty confident about the moonâs orbitâŠâ
Look, this quote about Sherlock Holmes horrified me when I first read it as a kid
âHis ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge. Of contemporary literature, philosophy and politics he appeared to know next to nothing. Upon my quoting Thomas Carlyle, he inquired in the naivest way who he might be and what he had done. My surprise reached a climax, however, when I found incidentally that he was ignorant of the Copernican Theory and of the composition of the Solar System. That any civilized human being in this nineteenth century should not be aware that the earth travelled round the sun appeared to be to me such an extraordinary fact that I could hardly realize it.â Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet
(The full quote is here)
So reading the real life equivalent actually physically hurts!
My ex-boyfriend in my early twenties was a man of science. He especially loved astronomy and read lots of books about space and planets.
He had lived his whole life in a city whereas I had grown in a pretty untouched rural area. I once said to him that the only thing I miss from the country life is the excellent starry night sky. You can see stars all around you, and the Milky Way running across the sky is so clear and pretty.
And this man. This guy who reads astronomy for fun, had a ballistic fit. How dare I stay that thereâs a Milky Way in the sky?! You canât see Milky Way from Earth, like DUH! Weâre inside the Milky Way, you have to go outside like to Andromeda to see Milky Way! Like, LOL, how uneducated you are?
BUDDYâŠ.
I would take more reading comprehension classes if I were you.
Before I had lasik, I thought that it was impossible to see the stars without a telescope, that people were weirdly obsessed with them and would pretend they could see them to be cool. Blew my mind when I got my eyes lasered and saw them for the first time.
Recently my 29 year old partner said to our group of friends that âA penguin canât be a bird because penguins arenât mammals.â And we stopped the party for 20 minutes to break down that they thought all birds were mammals and that penguins werenât birds; followed by us explaining what makes something a mammal and what a bird is.
Weâre all idiots, but itâs beautiful because that means we get to keep learning new things for all of our lives.
Concept: A witch cat thatâs too fat to fly
This is legit great because it shows that itâs not the cat thatâs the problem, itâs the broom. The cat just needed someone to make an accommodation so they could fly too.
Is it too early to start reblogging this or?
Its never too early to start reblogging this
I love how one set was not enough for him
Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.
COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion
YOU GUYS ITâS DECEMBER 10TH YOU DONâT UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
Iâm crying like a baby
The love this father has for his daughter is incredible
I hope they keep that presser and it becomes a new family heirloom
These are the acts of love that get told about and showed through the generations