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[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[w0nderland42]

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

[orteil42]

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

[beatcroc]

[almost-correct-quotes]

op surely isn't biased here

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[pikamusume]

[qaivan]

have you noticed that it's "female" and "male" but "prefer not to say?"

have you noticed that it's "trans men are men" and "trans women are women" but "nonbinary people are valid?"

have you noticed that it's "love trans women" and "love trans men" but "respect nonbinary people?"

have you noticed it's "brothers" and "sisters" but not "siblings?"

have you noticed that it's "transfem" and "transmasc" but not transneutral, transandrogynous, or otherwise?

have you noticed that nonbinary characters are sorted into "masc" and "fem" but not allowed to be anything in-between or outside?

have you noticed that it's "lesbian" and "gay" but not cenelian, or enbian, or gai, or strayt, or any other nonbinary-focused attraction label?

have you noticed that it's "yaoi" or "yuri" but any nonbinary equivalents are jokes?

have you noticed that everything is this or that?

have you noticed the binary?

have you noticed?

have you noticed?

have you noticed?

[nullpointr]

this pride month remember to love and appreciate aromanticism, aromantic people, aromantic love, aromantic relationships. this pride month get more aromantic

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[imnotasweetie]

man what a great day to remember that the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for Asexual/Aromantic and not for Ally ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[titsay]

let's hunt with mama

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[fandom-is-my-drug]

Rocky after watching Jurassic Park and Phineas and Ferb: 🎵Adrian, I know what we're gonna do today.🎶

[loop-hole-319]

Whenever I see one of those human glazing posts, I always think to myself that the persistent Hunter stuff is always talked up so much. But I just spent 10 minutes hunting down a cricket that escaped my lizard tank.

Waiting for it to start chirping then moving silently around listening to where it is. It stops, I freeze and wait until it starts chirping again before I continue to move.

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

just rewatched project hail mary and honestly i understand that it's an angsty moment, but it is genuinely hilarious that rocky has one (1) real conversation with grace and grace ends it by saying "okay i need to go to sleep now" but rocky just fully thinks that grace is going to go back to his ship and die. mans must have been freaking out. imagine meeting an alien and after having a SINGLE conversation with you they're like "well i have to go kill myself now. farewell." grace is so lucky rocky never crashed out on him.

[dandyjeloo]

[adrenaline-revolver]

thus far my favorite gag is that markiplier is a thing in Grace’s universe in the phm/iron lung crossover stuff not just because funny YouTuber but because of how easily I could see Grace rationalizing that Eva might just kidnap this poor guy.

-Eva basically pirated all media ever to send with them.

-Eva sent a man unwillingly to his death.

-Eva would do absolutely anything for the sake of this mission.

Grace’s conclusion: Holy shit Eva kidnapped a YouTuber to be inflight entertainment and now he has memory loss and psychosis.

[haruki-stars]

[funnytwittertweets]

[thenightgaunt]

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn't KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you're not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?